If you haven't yet experienced the wonder (tinged with skin crawling horror) of Allison the electronics cleaner huffer and her "It's like I'm walkin' on sunshine!" exclamations, now's the time. However, while thrilling to Allison's head-bobbing toluene meltdown and crazy eyes last night, I had something of an epiphany, pertaining to everyone's favourite Troubled™ soul superstar. Could Intervention have unwittingly given us a clue to Winegums' continued disastrousness? Hop over the jump for an "artist's impression" I think you will find wholly compelling.

 

Though I should point out that when I say "artist", I mean closer to the realm of those elephants that daub poster paint on newspapers than, say, Norman Rockwell. In any case, I give you... WINE-ISON!!

Pretty convincing, non? Clearly Winegums' problems all this time have been thanks to dust remover, not crack! Why didn't we think of it earlier? In years to come they'll retrieve this entry and I'll be posthumously awarded a degree in forensic medicine, I'm sure of it.

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