This list is bullshit without Kima Greggs.

Wrapitup

Hey, no love for MacGyver, the liberal Jack Bauer?

Alex9

Parker Lewis!?

No Thomas Magnum? Dude was paid to lounge around at some rich dude's pad in Hawaii and was given a Ferrari to drive. Plus he had plenty of side work that would continue to keep him busy in case he lost his current gig. Sure, Higgins was quite the bothersome chap, but a few words would send him away. Wasn't Selleck the George Clooney of the 80's with the ladies?

Ray from Stingray. Tough guy who did charitable work.

trucha

@karion: i'm more of a stringer/omar person. mcnulty is just a fucking mess.

not that i wouldn't schtup him

bess marvin, girl detective

Nate Fisher, anyone? Well, through the first half of the series anyway, not so much the cheating on his wife with his step sister era.

DrPiglet

Love the hat

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naugahydeinplainsight

Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks should so be on this list.

eXXX

I think Jim from the office is adored by women and men alike.

sabbaticalplease

@remedios: Ditto. I wouldn't even take Depp as Tom Hanson. Depp as Scissorhands (with all the sweetness, minus the deformities) can bed me.

TillieHarper

Hanibal? You like ther silver-maned, cigar chomping criminal mastermnind thing?

RonMwangaguhunga

Thanks for making ex-Silver Laker Kiefer Number One...so good to see him again.

sonjahenie

Hmm.. maybe the first part of the headline is right, but I'm not sold on the second half. Very few of those men would even remotely interest me. I'll give you a few of them (particularly Officer Tom Hanson, but really just because it's Johnny Depp), but the Walker guy? The A-Team guy? Seriously, does any woman want to be with those guys?

remedios

john drake (or #6 if you please)

tobaccoflower

I was certain Columbo would be on that list somewhere.

NoWireHangers

This list is useless without Detective Jimmy McNulty. Hell, you can go ahead and add Stringer Bell and Avon Barksdale while you're at it.

karion

Where's Ricky Stratton/ Schroder? Because I have been waiting to take a ride on his train since the first grade.

sabbaticalplease

@sabbaticalplease: Seconded.
Where's the Mulder love?
I'll take Detective Elliot Stabler if no one else wants him.

Pterodactyl

Dexter Morgan, all the way.

callmefilmgeek

What no Gomez Addams?
He could have satisfied all the Desparate Housewives, their friends AND the wonen on Gray's Anatomy

NoGrumpys

#9's Conrad made a couple of lezzies in my building as moist as a snack cake.

el smrtmnky

Your ignorance of Dwayne Wayne is criminal.

crookedlawyer

LIES

Banacek was way more of a pimp than Hannibal

valarmorghulis

If you don't have either Starsky or Hutch, then your list is bogus.

kookla

what a ridiculous list! other than jack bauer and dr. ross, i just don't get it. i vote for replacing them all with the cast of LOST, or at least Jack, Sawyer, Sayid and Locke. Now those are some men that just about any women would love to take a ride on and almost any man would kill to trade places with for a day.

@DrPiglet: i'd agree on nate fisher if he wasn't so pussy-whipped for the entire show. ladies might want to bed him, but no man in their right mind would want to trade places with him.

sandie75

No Schneider the handyman for women? No Mr. Kinkaid? And for the men - no Hazel the maid in her uniform, no FLORIDA EVANS - this thing is RIGGED!**

** please excuse my time warp.

Mr-Busy

I always loved Hannibal...my fave was Detective Frank Pembelton of Homicide but since no one else ever watched the show, he was all mine.

Jerilyn

You want the truth? FINE.
Gomer Pyle's singing voice gave me titty hard-on.

Pterodactyl

Men want to be like Will Smith? ... HAHAHAHahahahhaah

Ooh man, that will be the day. This is a good joke yo. Good joke!

ffmusicdj

Parker Lewis!! I don't know if he was really fuck-worthy, he didn't have all that much sex appeal. But he sure was fun.

louveciennes

I'm seconding the motions to include Mulder and Dexter Morgan. I spent the 90s pining over Mulder, and now I have it in for Dexter.

Seriously, I don't find the majority of that list fuck-worthy. I liked the A-team and all, but I NEVER even thought Hannibal was attractive. Cool in the sense I wanted to be him, not be *with* him.

RiotGrrrl

not on the list? lenny and squiggy.

NoteToElse

Oh, I agree that Magnum was a huge omission. No Sam Malone? Played in the big leagues, owns a bar, beds babes, drives a 'vette. No?

I'm convinced Don Draper is one big ad. Some attractive empty shell we're supposed to project whatever personality we want into.

OldTowneTavern

When Walker showed up at #3 I was convinced Magnum would be #1. He was robbed.

I asked my mister for his #1 and he chose John Steed. I love my nerd husband.

Laines

@DaeSu: Fuck yeah!

BTW I'm surprised Kima doesn't get more love from the Jezzies, what with their obsession with How Women Are Depicted in Mass Media. I'm guessing they ignore her because instead of sitting on her ass and weeping and wailing and gnashing her teeth, she actually, you know, does stuff.

@OldTowneTavern: Sorry dude, but wasn't he a failed athlete, drunk, creepy sexual harasser of his co-workers and shopaholic? Plus I don't know any man who would willingly spend time with Kelsey Grammer and Shelley Long.

Wrapitup

@valarmorghulis: BANACEK WAS THE SHIT.

Pope John Peeps II

You got it EXACTLY right with Jack Bauer at #1!!!!!!!!!!

burbankbabe

@RiotGrrrl: I'm not big on the Dexter but boy howdy do I carry a flame for Agent Mulder.

stoprobbers

WALKER!!!

First Clooney shorted out my brain. Then Depp stopped my heart. Then Walker kicked me back into gear.

Oh yeah, and I stopped to dance with the Fresh Prince.

Ace list.

stoprobbers

@Wrapitup: The nipple scene in Season 3. 'Nuff said.

DaeSu

were Jonny Quest and Hadji on there?

JudyPaceFace

Hawkeye Pierce! (hey, it didn't stipulate in this century...)

jadedperson

THIRDING that Mulder love.

Also, Alan Shore. But not right after he's had a sleepover with Denny Crane. He's probably smell all...er, musky.

Oh, and just where in the Hell is Captain Kirk on that list, while we're somewhat on the subject?

DoctorTormento

I won't acknowledge any list that doesn't include Mal Reynolds.

EdenMoore

Cord Walker? Cordell is much more sophisticated.

fromby

@Jerilyn: No WAY - he used to live in my neighborhood - I would see him sitting on the stoop outside Back to the Land - and were it not for the handles of my 13-month-old daughter's stroller, I would have FAINTED ON THE SPOT routinely and everyday. It was a mercy for my health that he moved. I love that man. LOVE. HIM.

ljnd2

@wackiland: I concur. Also that I'm missing some because I totally forgot to mention him. My nights were filled with Moonlighting fantasies once upon a time! HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH.

Calraigh

@stoprobbers: Mother of GODDDDD Mulder, yes oh yes. What the hell folks? The phrase '' panty-moistening '' has never been more relevant that in his case. Rawrrrrr.

Calraigh

Hello? David Addison? Are you people missing grey matter?

wackiland

@wackiland: David Addison. God yes! That smirk. That receding hairline. . Not such a fan of Bruce now, though.

And whoever said Sawyer from LOST, I am so there with you. That scene in the season finale when he walked out of the surf...holy fuck.

callmefilmgeek

Cool Cats who should be on the list:

David Addison, Thomas Magnum, James T. Kirk, Dr. Hawkeye Pierce, Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs), Remington Steele, Jean Luc Picard.

Hannibal and Walker?!? Mmmmm, not so much.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

@jadedperson: Second on that one but it would need to be in a tent during the war. I have a feeling he didn't fare as well after the war as Trapper John.

Jim Rockford - he was a PI who lived on the beach in malibu. yes, it was a trailer but it was the 70s and it matched his super cool car. Every third episode seemed to be a very gorgeous ex-girlfriend. Kooky dad just wants to go fishing, best friend Angel who clearly had drug connections and a job he could do when he felt like working. Great theme song and the phone messages were a hoot too. I don't care how old you are now, Jim Garner was a fine looking man.

ouiserboudreaux

How about the Doctor? One guy, with a wide variety of personas. Something for everybody!

MissyMiss

@Wrapitup: fuck you, asshole.

DontFearTheReefer

@ouiserboudreaux: Yeah, that Rockford guy's a good choice.

JimRockford

McNulty, not so much. I've got a feeling he'd do his stuff then fall asleep. But Daniels - there's the body of a Greek god under that suit. Dayum.

aliceathome

Whoever said Dale Cooper, yes!

Also, John Corbett from his Northern Exposure days.

whoneedslight

Sgt. Dennis Foley on "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"

GeneralMeade

KURT RUSSLE ALL THE WAY...

If i had hair like he did back in the Snake Pliskan movies, I would need BURN the women off.

Get it BURN...BACKDRAFT...AHAHA I crack myself up

quickstrike

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Chuck Connors as: The Rifleman = Bad Ass 50's - 60's - style!

Oxycontinmoron

Duff Goldman from Ace of Cakes was snubbed...AGAIN!?!

He's cool AND he makes cake.

itmustbeken

The Holiday special sort of makes Han a TV character, though, yes? So he counts!

DoctorTormento

I'm such a geek, but I'm infinity-ing the Mulder love, and raising your Captain Kirks with Commander Riker, Captain Sisko, Han Solo, and the Doctor.

I mean, sure, Han Solo's not a TV character, per se, but his badassery cannot be held back, even by the awfulness that was the Holiday Special.

Luana Arrrr

Zack Morris, Saved by the Bell
Jack Tripper, Threes Company
Sam Malone, Cheers

abillionalphacentaurians

@itmustbeken: If reality stars "counted" on this list, he'd be up there... Duff is my secret husband.

Molly McAleer

My mom totally wanted to bone the fonz back in dah day.
Must have been somethin' to do with the thumbs....
EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

mollyart

@sandie75: how do you REALLY feel about Lost?

hydeordie

This list is ri-DICK-ulous. Where the frig are Mannix, Batman (Adam West, helloooo?) and Alex P. Keaton??? Cockroach is a better choice than Parker Lewis. That shit was on as long as Emeril on NBC.

Imnotatnbc

@JimRockford: I love you. Give me your phone number so I can leave cryptic messages for you on your recordin' thing.

@Imnotatnbc: My seventeen year old self still pines for Alex P. Keaton.

ouiserboudreaux

Forgive me. I just climbed off Hugh Laurie to chime in here and nominate him for his utterly fuckable performance on House MD. Now where was I?

JohnQPublic