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The Bachelor's Shayne Lamas: Drunk, Naked, And Ready To Date Again
Posted by Seth at 4:10 AM on August 21, 2008
Lamas Family acting dynasty heiress Shayne Lamas may not have made love work with the green-card-curious man of her dreams, but by no means does that mean that she'd cover all the mirrors in her house, don a black cocktail dress, and mourn her broken engagement indoors. Life goes on for our little Monkey, as evidenced by a sequence of photographs on inebriated-social-interaction documentation site lastnightsparty.com. What starts out innocently enough, however, with a little round of "Who's the Marilyn-est of them all?" quickly devolves into a regrettable attempt at unbuckling a nearby patron's belt with her head, followed by a shocking display of unobstructed tuchus that will forever taint the pristine Bachelor brand. It's after the jump. But BEWARE! Shayne Lamas's dumps are NSFW!
- Gambling Nights (NSFW) [lastnightsparty.com]
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Old No.7
Posted 4:38 AM 21/8/08
I can see the striking resemblance to Lorenzo's facial structure in that bottom photo.
Old No.7
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 4:30 AM 21/8/08
My laser pointer and I would like to mark some flaws.
Tiger_Tanaka
finger-firmly-on-the-pulse
Posted 4:30 AM 21/8/08
momma always said, 'pretty is as pretty does.'
finger-firmly-on-the-pulse
jwick25
Posted 4:25 AM 21/8/08
It's funny that the letters of her first name, rearranged, spell Haynes...being that she apparently doesn't wear any.
jwick25
RocketRockit
Posted 4:24 AM 21/8/08
Please God, let her be the next Bachelorette.
RocketRockit
Sloth
Posted 4:22 AM 21/8/08
Wow that guys suit is shiny.
Sloth
psych101
Posted 4:21 AM 21/8/08
As classy as her daddy.
psych101
WGARefugee
Posted 5:28 AM 21/8/08
Is that photograph from NASA? There appears to be a rogue asteroid heading our way!
WGARefugee
TurdBlossom
Posted 5:23 AM 21/8/08
She looks..mmmmmmarvelous!
TurdBlossom
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Posted 5:21 AM 21/8/08
That fat chick in the shower is awesome.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
dellaswan
Posted 5:56 AM 21/8/08
I wonder if Daddy ever points his little red flash light at her and tells her what a lumpy bottom she has.
dellaswan
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 6:41 AM 21/8/08
Well, this does answer the question "Is there anything worse than a Hilton"....
Little Mintz Sunshine
taraniso
Posted 6:40 AM 21/8/08
Is that being sexy? Looks like a BM to me.
taraniso
michaelmadison
Posted 2:36 PM 21/8/08
I just watched her on the Bachelor or what ever show it was. I threw up in my mouth. What is going on with television??? I'm very sad.
[www.michaelmadison.com]
michaelmadison