Did I just see Saddam Hussein in there ?

Passwordforgetter

@Breadbowl: Also conspicuously missing - Adam Duritz, the lead singer of Counting Crows who dated both Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox!

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Oxycontinmoron

I believe Charles Manson originally set the bar for these. (Except Jesus, natch)

Old No.7

Great 1st slide of Benicio Del Toro, BTW.

Fry_Bread_Power

Conspicuously missing - Lorenzo St. DuBois...Love Power baby...Love Power

Breadbowl

@A Pimp Named DaveR: *WRONG. Not "on".

/slinks out the back door in shame

A Pimp Named DaveR

If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going on around here.

'Round here.

A Pimp Named DaveR

Other than Benicio and Jesus, I would hit none of these hairy, repulsive, smelly hippies.

ronaldpagan

@ronaldpagan: well after you've fucked gael theres nowhere to go but down.

(AND NOT ON HIM!)

ineffable.me

Yuck. Not good looking to me at all. I would just keep thinking about how hairy they must be elsewhere. And Danny Matherson (sp?) - I don't think he really belonged in that group. He's cute and doesn't have THAT much hair.

GOPG8R

I got bored in the middle of that video. Thank the good Lord i stuck it out until the end.

Also, Russel Brand does well with the ladies because he's incredibly smart, funny and charming. How most of the other dirty hippies do it is beyond me.

bansaiiiiii

She was with Gael Garcia Bernal and now she's with fucking Devendra. I have lost all respect for that woman.

ronaldpagan

Well, they don't call them "Jesus Freaks" for nothing.

Cam/ron

Jesus?! You're going to hell. Heh. I'd hit a quarter of that list.

sybann

I am ashamed to say that (excepting Cisco Adler and maybe Jesus) that just looked like a gallery of hot men to me.

MissHathaway

yo, what song is that and who sings it?

NotCoolEnough

Hirsute, scrawny & somewhat homely are the new sexy.
(I'll take the old sexy - shaved, buff, and handsome)

TurdBlossom

Can you really count Adrien Grenier as a Hairy Hippy? He's more like a Metrosexual Wookie.

kookla

@NotCoolEnough: That's Girl Talk off the new album Feed the Animals. He's coming to LA in October, get your tickets now.

NoWireHangers

11. Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski
12. Gerard Butler in Beowulf & Grendel
13. Christian Bale in Reign of Fire
...

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pheremones

blue lanugo

@ronaldpagan: But doesn't the hotness that is Gael cancel out at least one other wrongdoing?

robot ninja spy, of the guild of calamitous intent

@kookla: HEY, that's offensive to Wookie-kind!

Huge Tracts of Land

@MissHathaway: I've got to say I do think Adrian Grenier and Benecio Del Toro are hot. And Danny Masterson is pretty likeable. The rest aren't gross, but I really don't get the appeal.

robot ninja spy, of the guild of calamitous intent

Is my monitor scratch n' sniff now? I think I just smelled B.O. Thanks, Devendra. and Jesus.

ladypony

Well, Devendra, Russell, Dave, Adrian, Benicio and Jesus all fall into the category of dark-haired/light-eyed beautiful men so we can forgive a beard or stray lock. And I think Danny Masterson has only been successful with one girl, Bijou Phillips, and her dad was a dirty hippie so maybe that explains the matchup.

BK_KT

LOLJesus

GrumpyMcGillicutty

@Cam/ron: Jesus gets all the best hos.

rmric0

woah, since when did having a beard make you a hippie?

TimGunn

I don't identify as hippie but I am mildly offended on their behalf for claiming Danny Masterson is a hippie. He's a Scientologist, for hot Jesus' sake. Those people hate WEED. It ain't right. I usually like the dirty bearded type but all the ones you mentioned make me want to swear off sex forever. Devendra looks like he has clammy skin; I hate that.

I agree that Natalie allowing Gabriel Garcia Bernal to slip her grasp is firm proof of idiocy. If I were her I'd have three of his babies and be living on the beach in Mexico.

J.D.Regent

@MissHathaway: I feel your shame/pain.

MissTicklebritches

@NotCoolEnough: @NoWireHangers: You're right about the song being by Girl Talk, but its called Bounce That and its off his previous album Night Ripper. Sorry, i just went GirlTalk overload at one point in my life.

now is it just me, or do chris robinson and kate hudson look related? hmm..

bohemianchild

Yeah, I did not see #1 coming. Didn't see it the second time either. OHHH.

@J.D.Regent: Ain't that the truth. Who in their right mind would pass up Guevara sexcapades?!

cupcakes

Holy Crap. I found all of those guys reasonably attractive. I had a huge crush on Dave Navarro when I was 15, though now he looks very tweezed.

I love hairy mean. Bearded and furry is best for me. My fiance cuts down our heating bills with the added insulation he has.

BitchyMcGee

*cough* Hairy men. I don't like mean people.

BitchyMcGee

wow. I'd never even heard of Adrian Grenier before. His EYES. omg. I could ignore that furry face just to look into those eyes.

*le swoon, le sigh*

Not to say that I don't like beards. I think they're very masculine and actually appealing on some men. Can't go for the ZZ Top thing, but a shorter, trimmed and clean beard isn't so bad.

euterpe35

Actually, if this theory was true, that Geico caveman show on ABC would have done huge ratings with the broads. (And don't give me shit about the writing being lame; all of those guys have put out some lame material... I mean, 1st Corinthians? Puh-leeeeze.)

Old No.7

Oh, and ZZ Top. Y'all can keep them too. I still have nightmares of them as the three-men-in-a-tub. Plus. "Legs?" Ew.

Booksaretoo

Everyone on that list is attractive in their own, special way.

Except for Jesus. Y'all can keep him.

Booksaretoo

dave navarro? dude wears eyeliner and manscapes his icky chin strap beard. i would think someone with that kind of time to primp doesnt exactly qualify as 'hippie.'
jesus, though, is a total hottie.

tinywiener

11. Chewbacca

12. Snuffleupagus

Topsyjane

Can we get a write-in vote for Justin Bobby here?

Auffed_By_Heidi

How in the WORLD did you forget Vincent Gallo?
Is he just not a big enough star?
He is the perfect embodiment of what you speak of, crazy eyes and everything.
Seen the Belvedere ads? Scary!
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veronykah

"Inexplicably?" Allow me to explain. They all have money.
{Jesus too--have you seen his crib in Vatican City?}

Frecklepup

"Inexplicably?" Nah. Allow me to explain. All these guys have money, even Jesus. Have you seen his place near Rome?

Frecklepup

@kookla: Yeah, Grenier is a bit of a stretch. A big bit…he screams "I may have been in Drive Me Crazy but this beard will help show the haters that I'm a serious actor."

christheheyman

I must be losing it, I'm finding Devendra Banhart attractive. I don't get it. The hairy reality tv guy, don't know his name, has lovely eyes, the rest do nothing for me, Jesus included.

captainolimar

I am sorry, but there was a bit of douche in that clip!

Forgive me but Chris Robinson is very unattractive and definitely not mating material (Exhibit A. - His spawn).

I'll bang Benicio, Russell Brand even though he looks like he needs a bath with clorox..

Devandra Barnhardt is all shades of weird and Dave Navarro just encapsulates an antihero battling all sorts of STDs.. I need a penicillin bath stat!!

SLUTTY_CHOLA_COBBLER

@Breadbowl: HA! i might not have placed this reference (at least not right away) if I hadn't just listened to 'Love Power' on my ipod a few days ago - yes, it's on there . . . LSD ruled!!!

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