Take A Dump With Tori And Dean And Friends!
· This has got to be some kind of new low: Join in the fun as Tori Spelling’s party guests crowd into the bathroom to watch husband Dean McDermott try out the new features on their high-tech wondercrapper. You’ll be glad you did! [Tori and Dean]
· Fine, Millions of Milkshakes—L.A.’s newest frozen-delight venture—features the Britney, Paris, and Lindsay among its 75 million flavors. But does it feature a Zoila? It had better. [Eater LA]
·After seeing Victoria’s act, watching Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai dislocate his elbow should be a piece of cake. (Warning: Graphic.) [Deadspin]
· Once we’re onto the subject of Olympics injuries, we’re getting reports that Michael Phelps has dislocated his penis in the 400-meter Individual Medley. [WOW Report]
· Ranchero singer and telenovela star Pablo Montero has been arrested for cocaine use and possession, forever altering the course of future-Dancing with the Stars-participation history. [NY Daily News]
· This has got to be some kind of new low: Join in the fun as Tori Spelling’s party guests crowd into the bathroom to watch husband Dean McDermott try out the new features on their high-tech wondercrapper. You’ll be glad you did! [
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