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Take A Dump With Tori And Dean And Friends!
Posted by Seth at 11:25 AM on August 14, 2008
· This has got to be some kind of new low: Join in the fun as Tori Spelling's party guests crowd into the bathroom to watch husband Dean McDermott try out the new features on their high-tech wondercrapper. You'll be glad you did! [Tori and Dean]
· Fine, Millions of Milkshakes—L.A.'s newest frozen-delight venture—features the Britney, Paris, and Lindsay among its 75 million flavors. But does it feature a Zoila? It had better. [Eater LA]
·After seeing Victoria's act, watching Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai dislocate his elbow should be a piece of cake. (Warning: Graphic.) [Deadspin]
· Once we're onto the subject of Olympics injuries, we're getting reports that Michael Phelps has dislocated his penis in the 400-meter Individual Medley. [WOW Report]
· Ranchero singer and telenovela star Pablo Montero has been arrested for cocaine use and possession, forever altering the course of future-Dancing with the Stars-participation history. [NY Daily News]
· This has got to be some kind of new low: Join in the fun as Tori Spelling's party guests crowd into the bathroom to watch husband Dean McDermott try out the new features on their high-tech wondercrapper. You'll be glad you did! [
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Old No.7
Posted 12:15 PM 14/8/08
@WGARefugee: Here's another link: [www.liveleak.com]
Old No.7
TurdBlossom
Posted 12:09 PM 14/8/08
So now we (kinda) know what MP's religion is. I hope he's a grower and not a shower.
Also? Dean McDermott your previous career as a bouncer called and said all is forgiven. Please come back.
TurdBlossom
hughman
Posted 11:58 AM 14/8/08
@WGARefugee: if Dean had this, it wpuld be both clean and dry.
also, grossest. thing. ever.
hughman
WGARefugee
Posted 11:52 AM 14/8/08
Okay , so the Janos Baranyai video was pulled. But I know of a legendary weightlifting mishap that's much worse. In fact it's so much worse and so totally NSFW that I won't even link to it directly but it's the first result here: May God have mercy on your soul.
WGARefugee
BoHan
Posted 11:49 AM 14/8/08
@el smrtmnky: Ditto.
BoHan
el smrtmnky
Posted 11:36 AM 14/8/08
i wonder how many penises were dislocated watching Phelps in that suit.
el smrtmnky
NoWireHangers
Posted 2:16 PM 14/8/08
@WGARefugee: Who woulda thought anything could beat goatse?
NoWireHangers
mothrafairy
Posted 3:08 PM 14/8/08
@WGARefugee:
I thought it would be a pronounced shoulder dislocation, or some such. Instead: Spppffflllllrrrtttt.
Mein Gott in Himmel.
mothrafairy
Seth
Posted 9:04 PM 14/8/08
@: A grower?? Will you not get into bed for anything less than a FedEx tube??
Seth
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 3:18 AM 15/8/08
Wildly inappropriate! I'm talking about the show, not just this scene.
Oxycontinmoron
Xylo
Posted 3:54 AM 15/8/08
Man , Mary Jo Eustace dodged a great big bullet when that turd ran off with Tori Spelling.
Xylo
Hanapana
Posted 3:26 AM 16/8/08
While curious Dean is figuring out his new toilet, he presses the red button to see what it does and wakes up in the hospital with Tori nearby reading the toilet's manual. "See honey, I told you to start reading instruction booklets! The bad news is you pressed the tampon removal button and your penis is on your pillow. But the good news is our show just got killer ratings!"
Hanapana
HoHummer
Posted 4:46 PM 14/8/08
It tickles the taint?
Careful, Tori. That thing's going to put you out of a job if you're not careful.
Oh, wait...
HoHummer