Sunday Rose Round-Up: She’s Heeeere

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have finally brought daughter Sunday Rose to Australia where she belongs to meet the press grandparents and ride in the pouch of a passing kangaroo while drinking Vegemite out of a sippy-cup (or something like that). Predictably, Our Nicole’s favourite people – the paparazzi – were waiting for them. But not so fast, deviant snappers of the night!

Decoy cars helped to block the press in pursuit, while an aviation fuel tanker and luggage trailers were also strategically parked to limit vision to the jet and couple’s cars.

In a twist of fate, the actor’s nemesis, paparazzo Jamie Fawcett, was detained by police for a roadside check, while he was en route to the Kidman’s harbourside home.

Can’t you just see Fawcett waving his fist in the air and shouting, “And I woulda made it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”? Defamer Australia looks forward to seeing Sunday Rose hitting the water at Bondi Beach with a “swim nappy” on and a swipe of fluorescent green and gold Zinc Stik across her nose.