Sophie Monk Trades The GC Volvo In For A Maroon Jaguar

Sophie Monk is certainly aware of the concept of “trading up”: after breaking her engagement with Good Charlotte’s cuddly tattoo artists’ pin-cushion Benji Madden, she has apparently been macking with Maroon 5’s lead dude and ladies’ man Adam Levine. So sayeth the US gossips:

The Aussie, who was said to be in a relationship with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, was reportedly seen having a pash with Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine in Los Angeles.

“They were on the patio at the Chateau Marmont, and they kissed,” a source told The New York Post.

And that’s all we’ve got on that story for the time being, so I’ve taken the liberty of creating an artist’s impression of what I believe the events at the Chateau Marmont looked like:

I think you’ll agree it is quite true to life.