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Sienna Miller Wondering If She Can Borrow A Can Of Slut-Off
Posted by STV at 7:45 AM on August 22, 2008
"Scandalism" is all the rage these days in London, where the hottest gossip of the day is found in neither Fleet Street rags nor blogs but rather spray-painted on the very walls of its subjects' homes. Exhibit A: Sienna Miller, whose recent, only slightly immodest dalliance with married father Balthazar Getty (among other tormented ex-flames) may or may not have prompted the scandalism above, which materialized on Miller's home late one recent evening. The ensuing investigation is going pretty much as sluggishly you'd expect; we're told a reward is available for information leading to the culprit's capture and conviction, just as soon as Nottingham is green lit again.
- Sienna's house vandalised [The Sun]
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Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Posted 8:58 AM 22/8/08
This job has Lorraine Bracco's fingerprints all over it: "Is this the superintendent? Yes, sir, I would like you to know that you have a whore living in 2R. Miller, Sienna Miller!"
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 8:38 AM 22/8/08
Shit. I thought that was Helen Mirren's house. She has not returned ANY of my letters, calls, emails, faxes, or texts.
Tiger_Tanaka
WGARefugee
Posted 8:21 AM 22/8/08
Looks like a readymade graphic and a great brand for a fashion line if you ask me. To the trademark office Sienna, and don't spare the horses.
WGARefugee
TurdBlossom
Posted 8:19 AM 22/8/08
I'm sure this is Scotland Yard's top priority.
TurdBlossom
rtisovec
Posted 8:18 AM 22/8/08
In related news, Rielle Hunter is loading up on scrub brushes and paint thinner.
rtisovec
kookla
Posted 9:33 AM 22/8/08
Rhys Ilfans does NOT have an alibi!!!
kookla
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 9:05 AM 22/8/08
@Ernst Stavro Blofeld: JANICE ROSSI, YOU ARE A HOOR!!! (love that moment!)
Huge Tracts of Land
gwendemarco
Posted 12:52 PM 22/8/08
Please. She did it so a spleefed out Charlie Sheen could find her house.
gwendemarco
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:07 PM 22/8/08
Any girl worth her drivers license weight will know it's not spray paint. It's Double Play (Extreme Black) from Underground by Rimmel London. Have the bobbies round up one Miss Kate Moss. Cheers!
Little Mintz Sunshine
LittleMissPartlyCloudy
Posted 9:36 PM 22/8/08
Is that the international sign for "slut" before the word?
LittleMissPartlyCloudy
Supercharo
Posted 11:57 AM 23/8/08
@LittleMissPartlyCloudy: I believe it is actually a hobo symbol. "Good place for a handout" [www.slackaction.com]
or, "job" as the case may be.
Supercharo