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Showering In Jail: A Kiefer Sutherland Reminiscence
Posted by Seth at 7:10 AM on August 9, 2008
So we hit the open warehouse, and let's just say, if we had $5 million kicking around, we'd have found the ideal windowless converted foundry from which to run our punk rock mini-empire/host all-night after-Junction ragers with a few hundred of our closest neighbourhood drunks. Yes, Kiefer is leaving us, friends. But that doesn't mean we can't still check in with him from time to time, albeit in the altogether less intimate arena of nationally televised talk show appearances. On Late Show last night, Kiefer recalled our collective nightmare—his incarceration for a parole-violating DUI—from inside the Glendale City Jail. Explaining that his celebrity status (translation: perky little arse) earned him unwanted attention, the simple act of communal showering became a perilous manoeuvre worthy of Jack Bauer himself, requiring slippery neck-snappings and shivs-to-the-eye if he planned on getting out with his bitch-virginity intact.
So we
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MartyPants
Posted 7:27 AM 9/8/08
The image of him showering - even in jail - makes MartyPants happy. In fact, Marty wants her Pants off now.
MartyPants
kookla
Posted 8:41 AM 9/8/08
I would imagine a celebrity of Kief's stature would warrant Soap-on-a-Rope®.
kookla
WGARefugee
Posted 10:09 AM 9/8/08
I think what the gang member was trying to convey to him was that he hated Christmas trees too.
WGARefugee
raincoaster
Posted 3:35 PM 9/8/08
Three comments? THREE COMMENTS? On a post about naked Kiefer in the prison shower?
Oh, Defamer. Has it come to this?
raincoaster
wackiland
Posted 4:20 PM 9/8/08
@raincoaster:
Indeed. I am sad and greatly disappointed in the Kiefer Brigade...
wackiland
raincoaster
Posted 5:03 PM 9/8/08
@wackiland: Well, it IS Friday night. Maybe they're all drunk?
raincoaster
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 10:18 PM 9/8/08
@raincoaster: I am here! But I couldn't get the video to play last night!
Oh Dave .... Jack Bauer doesn't get FRIGHTENED!! He's no Paris Hilton, crying like a baby for Shirley.
Trixie from Toronto
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:56 AM 10/8/08
@raincoaster: Sorry, didn't get your message. The shrubs behind the Tiki Ti blocked my WiFi.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:48 AM 10/8/08
Hey, Friday Night is Stalker...errr..Stakeout Night.
Little Mintz Sunshine
DannielynSpears
Posted 5:36 AM 10/8/08
Worked recently on "24" with him -- he made jokes about not being able to jerk off in jail because cameras were everywhere.
Very cool dude and down to earth.
DannielynSpears
Losin_it
Posted 12:03 PM 10/8/08
@raincoaster: I am here too, good Raincoaster, to add moral support even though I am a guy and am not particularly attracted to male action heroes. In Jennifer Garner's case, I am not much for female action heroes, either.
At any rate. What should I say? Um, Keifer, we miss you! Come back as fast as you can, dude! Get your ass back here, man.
Losin_it
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 1:24 PM 10/8/08
He looks smoking hot, doesn't he?
Trixie from Toronto
Desk_hack
Posted 3:56 PM 10/8/08
@Trixie from Toronto: Always.
I'm here, but I was busy living my, ummmm - oh right - life!
He has to shoot "24" here; he's not leaving LA. Am I still in denial? Yes, yes I am.
Desk_hack
MartyPants
Posted 3:21 AM 11/8/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: Wait! TikiTi is my assignment!
MartyPants
sonjahenie
Posted 5:47 AM 11/8/08
The haberdashery, spanking new, will probably never be worn again. The sober Kiefer is still hot (always) but...I don't know, he is somehow lacking that old spark. Sometimes repression isn't so good.
sonjahenie
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:48 PM 11/8/08
@MartyPants: Yes, but the shrubbery is mine.
Little Mintz Sunshine
burbankbabe
Posted 2:05 PM 11/8/08
The haberdashery has been worn before and probably will be worn again. He does that. It's one of his many charms.
burbankbabe
MartyPants
Posted 4:03 AM 12/8/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: Okay, but you need to give the signal if you run into him there.
A ca-caw, ca-caw will work nicely.
MartyPants
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 8:40 AM 12/8/08
@MartyPants: "if"? Surely you mean "after you've had your way with him"?
Little Mintz Sunshine