Should Jean-Claude Van Damme Start Writing His Oscar Speech?

By Defamer Hollywood on August 23, 2008 at 2:35 AM

Though the French have a knack for embracing the most embarrassing elements of American culture, not even Jerry Lewis could have prepared us for JCVD, the shockingly acclaimed Cannes sensation featuring washed-up action star Jean-Claude Van Damme. A postmodern drama that stars the Muscles from Brussels as himself, we’ve brought you the awkward teaser trailer (wherein Van Damme stumbles upon a JCVD casting call, then argues for a more believable character motivation: cocaine) and now we’re happy to announce that Peace Arch Entertainment has picked the film up for U.S. distribution.

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  • Cultmember
    August 23, 2008 at 3:20 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Le Retour de la revanche de la Nouvelle Vague
    August 23, 2008 at 3:19 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • queensissy
    August 23, 2008 at 3:42 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Leviticus_71
    August 23, 2008 at 4:44 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Kyle Buchanan
    August 23, 2008 at 4:40 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • queensissy
    August 23, 2008 at 8:31 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • raincoaster
    August 24, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • nltisme
    August 25, 2008 at 2:39 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

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