Is the Wolf's Den Comedy Lounge at Pechanga considered to be in Los Angeles?

LBJeffries

Her Dad called her fat, fatty, fatass and Boombalatti Jones growing up, which really effed her head up. She talked about it on "Fit Club."

StylusPictures

Ah, don't worry Vicky! It's hard to work any less than you're currently working! This probably won't affect you one bit!

sassypants

It's not your political opinions that will keep you from work, Victoria. It's the fact that you're a 49 year old woman in show business.

PS: the hairdye has been leeching into your brain.

yikesahootie

Remember when she got up on a desk and sang "I Am Not a Bimbo"? Well, now she is.

econdave

Deep thoughts By Jack Handy:
If LA takes over the world I hope they choose a King not by talent but on looks,because there are some really talentless people out there

stephenfalken

I would have hit that back in the day.

Pardon_The_Bad_Post

This was sent via fax to the three remaining members of her fan club, yes?

Private Hangnail

"I know my stance might keep me from LA jobs"

Yep, you can kiss that second season of "Celebrity Fit Club" goodbye!

DorothyZbornak

Thorazine. Next patient!

Colonel Mustard

I'm no liar, honey. You're fucking nuts.

KarenUhOh

I guano know what she's on!

Oxycontinmoron

Jeez...Saturday Night Live is just not funny this season.

Mymoustache

'cuse me but what DOES the anti-Christ resemble because I have some questions about the guy in the next office. I'm thinking 666 all the way.

Jerilyn

@kookla: Agreed. I was picturing her doing a backbend on a news desk as she recited this...

queensissy

@rose0red: I was thinking it HAD to be satire. Has to be. If it's not please send her off on one of the increasingly hard to find artic ice floes and be done with it.

Jerilyn

@rose0red: She had to have been joking! When was the last time she worked in LA? When was the last time she worked?

Someone should tell Victoria that these kinds of Shenanigans are not necessary...no one is taking her seriously, she doesn't have to put on a show for us.

Incognegro Interrupted

Politics makes strange bedfellows. My guess is she's sleeping with Dennis Miller.

TripMcCane

At least she didn't stoop so low as to call him a n*****.

Old No.7

This can't be real. It's satire, right?

RIGHT???

rose0red

@DarkKnightShyamalan: Batshit insane is an apolitical label.

WatTooSoon

This would be so much funnier if she were playing a ukele and standing on her head like in the good old days of SNL.

kookla

Wow! I had no idea she was psychotic. Apparently she doesn't have any idea, either.

juniperjenny

Oh my lord.
"I know my stance might keep me from LA jobs"

No, what keeps you from LA jobs is you're insane.

Jack Szwergold

I love that she starts that with "I don't want a political label, but[...]"

DarkKnightShyamalan

"my stance might keep me from LA jobs"
Gosh darn it, now your logical, rational conclusion that Obama is a fake-Christian antichrist has ruined everything!
So sad. I used to actually enjoy that helium-voiced SNL'er.

vinbot

@Fry_Bread_Power: i think this is actually 99% of Christians.

ineffable.me

dear fucking god!
she sucked at snl too and I was sure that she was only there because she was sucking Lorne's cock.

what exactly IS her redeeming quality?

is she still married to that cop?

ineffable.me

'he doesn't have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes.

Victoria, what politician doesn't do this?

Fry_Bread_Power

Please stick to doing handstands. BTW: What is it with SNL alums who are pro-Republican? Whatever happened to lefties in the entertainment biz? Lorne Michaels has donated near the max for McCain, Dennis Miller is pro-McCain, and now this?

RonMwangaguhunga

@Baroness: D'oh, sorry. Same book.

The-Littlest-Hobo

@Jerilyn: @Baroness: From what I recall (from my reading of "Live from New York" a few years back), she is a bit of a Jesus freak, so I fear that this is not satire.

The-Littlest-Hobo

Victoria was the weak link on 86-92 SNL anyway, the only thing keeping her from "LA jobs" is a lack of talent.

@Baroness: Great quote, I've been trying to read that book for years.

jasonelias

Well, I guess she wasn't going to get jobs anyway, so taking a moment to put her on a blacklist would be a waste of a staffers time :)

meg9

I just saw her on Celebrity Fit Club, so maybe she's just hungry. Give her a can of Pringles, a Dr Pepper and a Snickers bar and see if that calms her (and her rhetoric) down a bit.
If not, have that drill Sergeant Harvey yell at her some more.

William Mize

"To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous. Lightning could strike him at any minute!"

Be careful what you wish for honey, God has a wicked sense of humor about these things. He might nail an ignorant fool like you for a change.

Decebal

@Oxycontinmoron: Took me a minute but that was brilliant.

antisocialite

I'm THERE!! + 4

TillieHarper

Blogga please, this has GOT to be satire, right? I suspect so.

Victoria Jackson hasn't crossed my transom since I read that SNL oral history book.
Was entertaining to read of the bitchy clique of two that Jan Hooks and Nora Dunne formed against Jackson; they really hated her.

"I mean, I'd never met a grown woman who walked around talking like a retarded baby. I dunno, I don't get it."- Jan Hooks

Baroness

Hmm, you would have to have a parachute to ski down the slope of her "STARmeter" on IMDB. I didn't even know she was still alive.

WGARefugee

I was mesmerized by her boobies when I was a kid. Watching them jiggle made me feel funny in all the right ways.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

@The-Littlest-Hobowell then suck it Jesus freaks!

Jerilyn

"So I guess Terri's never gonna speak to you again..."

"Hey! I didn't get an umbrella!"

Shumina

Is she serious? This is about as well thought out as that "no violins on television" argument.

This is so sad. I always thought her stupidity was an ironic front. A brilliant ironic front.

Steverino Begins

I pretty much assume she reflects the target audience for Obama's visit to Rick Warren's "Jesusland" last weekend. Guess it didn't work out so well....

SallyJesseGlasses

@RonMwangaguhunga: Goes along way toward explaining why SNL is only rarely funny. At best.

Mediahohoho

"But seriously, he doesn't have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes. That is sooooo evil."

This woman has got to get over her Bush derangement syndrome.

Mediahohoho

Woah, why to have an opinion there. Too bad its the wrong one.

She was funny on SNL though. "I broke a bed masterbating once."

TimGunn

Oh, and since the devil clearly has a hold of your mother, you should see an exorcist or someone like that. (Or maybe you think a stoning or burning at the stake is called for?)

vinbot

Not so fast, VJ! You can still work on the Kirk Cameron show about loving/fearing the Lord. You can shadow Kirk while he does his usual remote bit of accosting guys in wife-beaters and asking them not to beat him up while he talks about the end of days. That's literally in LA.

Fama Est

@jasonelias:
"Great quote, I've been trying to read that book for years."

Lol, please forgive me, I love LA, but that's such an LA thing to say.

Love you! Call me.

Baroness

So when Nora Dunn and Jan Hooks were mean to her way back in those SNL years, it wasn't a talent issue, they just hated whitey. Ain't that a blip?

OldTowneTavern

Paging Crazy Eyes Kirk Cameron! You has a new fwend!

Huge Tracts of Land

I'm not a Hollywood insider or anything...but I think she's being a funny fuck with the above statement...

Oh...and I liked her in "Casual Sex"...

YEAH, I SAW THE MOVIE AND LOVED IT!!!

Lala11_7

The battiness of fringe conservatism with the apparent condescension of Hollywood liberalism. Now that is what I call biparistan.

So…I guess she is not in An American Carol because she was unable to qualify for the Ulmer Scale.

lighten up, morrissey

And then she did the splits and shouted, "TA DA!"

Lady Skittlehattington

49? Seriously?

Little Mintz Sunshine

@ineffable.me: So true.

'Judge not lest ye be judged,' right Victoria?

Fry_Bread_Power

When Jesus comes back, he's going to stay as far away from Victoria Jackson - and all the judgmental religious whack jobs like her - as He possibly can.

Lysergic Asset

Yeah, I expected something like this. I followed a link to her website a couple of years ago; it read that she'd been putting much energy into marketing Jesus.

Disappointing.

DrJimmy

@Shumina: You win for bringing up her best work.

DarkKnightShyamalan

@Baroness: That's not nice :)

jasonelias

I don't believe that her rant was satirical. She quoted many bibilical verses in her accusations that Obama is a false prophet, which is something that's done by many Christians when they're on the war path.

It's too bad that she'll now be remembered as a paranoid Obama-hater, I kinda liked her even though her schtick was being a dumb-blonde minstrel.

Cam/ron

@Lady Skittlehattington: No, that's why she's not getting work. She can't do the splits anymore while playing the uke to soften the batshit.

unclevanya

@jasonelias: I'm a bitch, but you're a sport, and a big kiss to you.
:)

Baroness

It's usually the ones talking up Jesus the most publicly who end up fondling little boys in bathrooms, beating their kids, cheating on their wives, etc. Their's an endless list of Republican bible thumpers who've gotten caught with their hands in the cookie jar -- or some other less savory place. So, Victoria, besides your brain... what are you hiding? They all need to go see a shrink to get over their self hate.

markscottmusic.com

@OldTowneTavern: Maybe the same people responsible for her Flashdance-era head shot?

Lysergic Asset

I love the part in her website where she scolds Joy Behar for dissing Bush by saying she would never use her SNL connections to bash Bill Clinton. I want to know what connections she uses to go back in time?

OldTowneTavern

Well, at least she's not building a school in the Valley.

Little Mintz Sunshine

@mordecai1908: I love that scene. He also says something about "can you imagine the level of the mind of the person who enjoys pro wrestling?"

Huge Tracts of Land

@Little Mintz Sunshine: obvs. not enough white people there.

el smrtmnky

How the hell is Obama a commie and Jesus not? Doesn't she realize that Yeshua was the biggest pinko ever?

Cultmember

This kind of horseshit reminds me of what Max Von Sydow's character said in "Hannah and Her Sisters": "If Jesus Christ came back to Earth and saw what was being done in His name, He would never stop throwing up."

mordecai1908

Are you sure that she's not plugging the online show 'Jesus people'?

+ Watch video

kanuckastanian

@mordecai1908: Or Ghandi: "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

WGARefugee

LOL@"I'm scared to death that un-educated [sic] people will ignorantly vote him into office."

Does un-educated people mean people don't know how to read and write? I don't think they can vote because our government doesn't give out picture only ballots. But this is just me thinking...

sega8800

@WGARefugee: Let's have some Friday fun and insert "Mohammed" for "Christ" and "Muslims" for "Christians" and let the honor killings begin.

Little Mintz Sunshine

"I contribute (emphasis mine) this directly to a rapid decline in Bible teaching resulting in the break up of the family unit, the anchor of a society."

Mmmmhmmmm...well Victoria, whomever you are paying to make you appear coherent and well spoken is doing a terrible job. You should ask me for a few pointers. First of all: contribute is a dead giveaway you've never cracked a dictionary (its attribute). Intelligent people love dictionaries. They have them practically memorized.

kikiembryonic

This person, that I'd happily never heard of before now - deserves attention?!? Thanks for alerting me to yet another moron!

kit10indublin

@Little Mintz Sunshine: Excellent idea but let's be professional about it and sell bullets to both sides too.

WGARefugee

Clearly she wrote it so she has an excuse to tell her self why she ain't gettin' the jobs no more! It's because I tried to trash Obama. It's so funny when funny turns out not to be funny!

Rosewater

It's possible that Barack Obama isn't a "whitey hater". It's just that many of the influential people in his life are openly so.

Rachel Marsden

I asssume that she'll quickly find a bible verse that proves Joe Biden is one of the Four Horsemen.

Cam/ron

I don't remember reading that one of the Horseman had gone through a decade-long fiery Trial of Hairplugs.

unclevanya

I can't believe this gifted genius's movie career peaked with UHF.

Sasquatch