Republicans Hate Celebrities So Much That They Keep Electing Them
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:40 AM on August 2, 2008
If there's one class of people that consistently draws the ire of the Republican party, it's celebrities. Perhaps mindful of the fact that all the cool kids in Hollywood vote Democrat, the GOP is forever on the attack against celebrities, their political views, and all they represent, and John McCain's attention-getting "Celebrity" ad is just the latest example. Yessir, there's nothing the Republican party hates more than celebrities.
Oh wait, THEY TOTALLY DON'T, because they keep running them for office all the freakin' time. A guided tour of the GOP's celebrity worship, after the jump:
"George Clooney is a rich guy who doesn't hold the slightest clue about how average Americans go about their daily lives." - Rush Limbaugh

Above: Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger, who made $25 million to play Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin, is sworn in for his second term as governor of California.
"Now, [Sean] Penn can say whatever he wants, and we invite him on this program to sit in the 'Hot Seat' and defend his outlandish comments. But, the real question is who does this guy speak for, who does he represent other than other bad actors." - Sean Hannity

Above: Republican president Ronald Reagan feeds a monkey using a baby bottle in Bedtime for Bonzo.
"If you scratch the surface of Barbra Streisand's or Susan Sarandon's views, there is little inner core to them. The biggest echo chamber around is the Hollywood echo chamber." - Laura Ingraham

Above: Republican Fred Thompson, who played a crusty old man once on Law & Order, announces his presidential candidacy on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
"The real joke was PFAW's ceremony itself, dubbed the "Spirit of Liberty Awards," which honored Hollyweird blowhards Alec Baldwin and Susan Sarandon." - Michelle Malkin

Above: Republican Fred Grandy was elected to Congress in 1986, serving Iowa for eight years. He is best known for playing "Gopher" on The Love Boat.

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Losin_it
Posted 9:24 AM 2/8/08
Why doesn't Kyle run? The last time we had a President Buchanan, the country was left split in two. Kyle can't possibly do worse.
Losin_it
HattieCarnegie
Posted 9:14 AM 2/8/08
And don't forget Congressman Sonny Bono (R-CA)(RIP)
HattieCarnegie
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 9:09 AM 2/8/08
@tmp00: I'll be tempted to vote that way since the Dems will probably put up a junior college student body president and his mom. Oh, and if it's that cute half-Cuban Bush grandson that would clinch it for me...
Little Mintz Sunshine
tmp00
Posted 8:57 AM 2/8/08
Hey, they'll putting up Fred Grandy for President next time.
Gopher/Bush 2012!
tmp00
Kyle Buchanan
Posted 9:45 AM 2/8/08
Between James Buchanan and Pat Buchanan, I think I'm tempted to stay in the peanut gallery for now. Buchanan '28?
Kyle Buchanan
Greasy Thumb Guzik
Posted 10:52 AM 2/8/08
@tmp00:
Last I heard, which was a few years ago, Fred Grandy had written off the Republitards & was either an independent or GASP, a Dem!
He was fed up with the Bushies & their total abandonment of classic Republican principles.
Greasy Thumb Guzik
gwendemarco
Posted 5:37 AM 3/8/08
That Arnold still considers himself a Republican is the biggest joke of all.
gwendemarco
LouRawlsParadeofStars
Posted 9:23 AM 2/8/08
Let's not forget the Republic fondness for deeply insightful political singers such as Darryl Worley and Toby Keith - singers whose ability to grasp the complexities of geopolitical strife is humbling.
Also, Rush Limbaugh has more money than God.
LouRawlsParadeofStars
Roastedgarlicman
Posted 11:04 AM 6/8/08
If only these overpaid publicity junkies were running the show...then we'd all be happy.
Roastedgarlicman