Red-Headed Step-Fox: The cycle of abusive box-office analysis is renewed today at the Los Angeles Times, where John Horn broke out his calculator and a hot wire hanger in assessing this summer’s winners (Paramount, Warner Bros.) and losers (Sony, Disney). And, as per recent LAT tradition, 20th Century Fox was carted in for the grand finale, an epic pinata smackdown invoking everything from Meet Dave to Fox films’ Rotten Tomatoes ratings while once again completely ignoring the total! phenomenon! that was The Happening; at last glance, Manoj’s Mint broke $150 million worldwide, which isn’t exactly a flop under the circumstances. Anyway, there’s always next year, Horn writes, “when it will have sequels to X-Men and Ice Age and a film version of The A-Team.” And don’t forget Watchmen! Seriously, John — is this even your regular beat? [LAT]