Princess Mary In Nude Photo Shocker!
Now this is a headine I never thought I’d get to use in my lifetime! All I need now is the ability to write “Bindi Irwin: My Hard Drug Hell” by the end of the year and I can retire. In any case, it looks as though our
stolen lovely Princess Mary of Denmark could be about to be embroiled in a nude photo scandal – but (unfortunately) it’s not Mary herself who is in the nude shots: it’s her two-and-a-half-year-old son Christian. Is there no low those paparazzi will not stoop to? (Don’t answer that.)
Friends appealed to the magazine photographers to withhold the images and a palace official approached local outlets to try to prevent publication.
To the dismay of the Crown Princess, one of the magazines went ahead and used the photographs.
Tut tut, and here we were thinking Denmark was an enlightened and classy country. However, if there is a light side to all this, it’s that it’s caused possibly the best “official statement” I’ve read in recent memory:
“Prince Christian had taken off his bathing shorts and didn’t want to put them back on,” the spokeswoman told The Daily Telegraph.
A metaphor for monarchies everywhere, surely.