Princess Mary In Nude Photo Shocker!
Now this is a headine I never thought I’d get to use in my lifetime! All I need now is the ability to write “Bindi Irwin: My Hard Drug Hell” by the end of the year and I can retire. In any case, it looks as though our stolen lovely Princess Mary of Denmark could be about to be embroiled in a nude photo scandal – but (unfortunately) it’s not Mary herself who is in the nude shots: it’s her two-and-a-half-year-old son Christian. Is there no low those paparazzi will not stoop to? (Don’t answer that.)
Friends appealed to the magazine photographers to withhold the images and a palace official approached local outlets to try to prevent publication.
To the dismay of the Crown Princess, one of the magazines went ahead and used the photographs.
Tut tut, and here we were thinking Denmark was an enlightened and classy country. However, if there is a light side to all this, it’s that it’s caused possibly the best “official statement” I’ve read in recent memory:
“Prince Christian had taken off his bathing shorts and didn’t want to put them back on,” the spokeswoman told The Daily Telegraph.
A metaphor for monarchies everywhere, surely.
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Oh, for sh*t’s sake. That Danish famewhore is crazy. Have you seen the shots of little Christian? Just a cute shot of his wee Danish bum. No firehose anywhere in sight. And mother Mary standing right next to him staring out at sea, not struggling to get him back in his cossie.
This is just Mary trying to stir up public sympathy since she partied harder in Beijing with the Aussies than the Danes. Just imagine if Nic Cester had been there, too! He thinks she’s a woman-foxxy-woman!
Thank goodness Mary’s big boned bogan body wasn’t the one captured on film! But then, enough Taswegian hillbillies have seen her in her birthday suit in the back of their utes to probably give a good police sketch!
ED: I am sensing some anger toward Mary. Did you have hopes of landing the adorable Fred yourself? Why the Hatorade?
Well, turn up for the books, big boned Mary, of ute fame, has been flashing her arse around in the Mediterranean, and guess what, Princess Isabell did too!! and do you know what, Mummy wasn’t in the least bit perturbed, now that gives Milly’s post total credibility! Mary hasn’t quite come to grips with her new status, it must be a shock being catapulted from an ute to a throne in zero seconds!
Hornet was it a ute? A panel van surely! And according to the Taswegian who spotted his old flame at the Salamanka Markets in HObart and posted the footage on Youtube, with a moment’s reminiscence at the end, I”m sure he said panel van. I think Mary is fabulous. She’s no beauty – but who cares? She’s interesting. And she has pushed out a DOLL in her daughter, and a TROLL in her scary son. How exciting is that soap going to be when young XIAC comes of age?