Plump Russell Crowe, Weary Ridley Scott Implicated in 'Nottingham' Postmortem
Posted by STV at 7:10 AM on August 7, 2008
As first noted here a few weeks back, ye olde stalled Robin Hood epic Nottingham is all but dead in the water now at Universal, where Ridley Scott, Russell Crowe and Sienna Miller were locked in to start shooting this month before a flurry of setbacks delayed it indefinitely. As presumed, labour woes and casting haggles were indeed among the pitfalls, but you have to know that an implosion of this magnitude can't simply stop there — as described after the jump, Crowe's weight, Scott's attention span, script haggles and other factors also conspired to keep Hollywood out of the forest this time around.
Keep in mind this is the same script Universal bought more than a year ago for seven figures, piling on none-too-cheap rewrites by Brian Helgeland and now, according to Patrick Goldstein, British playwright Paul Webb. But that's the least of his problems, said Uni chair Marc Shmuger:
The original script had enormous appeal because it had what Hollywood craves—a great part for a big movie star. But it wasn't exactly the kind of character Scott imagined for his vision of Sherwood Forest. "The script had the sheriff of Nottingham as a CSI-style forensics investigator, set in medieval times," Shmuger explains. "It was really well written, but Ridley's interest took him in a different direction." ...
The delay could help on one front. Crowe, who has looked, shall we say, like he's been feasting on the king's venison in recent films, needs to lose some weight before he's ready to play such an athletic part. (After all, he's not playing Friar Tuck in this movie.) As encouragement, the production team plans to send Joe Abunassar, a top Las Vegas-based trainer who works with NBA stars, to Australia to get Crowe into fighting shape.
So old-fashioned! Everyone knows the Seth Rogen Stretch-and-Retch is the wave of the future. In any event, Shmuger confirms the studio still wants Nottingham, but all signs point to a mid- to late-2009 shoot for a 2010 release, which we take to mean that the U and Nottingham producer Brian Grazer should default to Ron Howard by the time you finish reading this. Alas, Ridley, you were close.

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
LayneR
Posted August 7, 2008 8:29 PM
This picture of Russell is several years old. He's slimmer than this now. Quit giving us the wrong impression.
Zhora
Posted August 8, 2008 7:36 AM
That picture is a photoshop/manipulation made by The Sun from six or seven years ago. In the original picture, Mr. Crowe doesn't look "pregnant" at all.
Moreover, he doesn't look anything like that at the moment.
Also, if you read the LA Times piece carefully, you'll find that it wasn't Mr. Shmuger that made any comments about Mr. Crowe's weight. They were solely made by the blogger and thus only recflect HIS opinion, not Universal's.
Personally, I hope so much that this movie will get made - with Scott and Crowe. Nothing against Ron Howard, I really like his movies......but this kind of movie belongs in Sir Ridley's hands.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 7:50 AM 7/8/08
He's carrying kind of high. Maybe it's a girl!
Little Mintz Sunshine
Breadbowl
Posted 7:45 AM 7/8/08
Did the script mention the need for a merkin?
Breadbowl
Fry_Bread_Power
Posted 7:40 AM 7/8/08
@Decebal: WTF indeed. I thought they just threw whoever was suspect on a pile of wood and straw and lit it up. But perhaps that's what the screenwriter meant by "CSI-style forensics."
Fry_Bread_Power
Juancho
Posted 7:28 AM 7/8/08
If this is what the script was about, it sounds more like a Tony Scott film.
Juancho
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 7:25 AM 7/8/08
The tank works much better if it had an arrow pointing down.
Tiger_Tanaka
Decebal
Posted 7:18 AM 7/8/08
"The script had the sheriff of Nottingham as a CSI-style forensics investigator, set in medieval times,"
....The Fuck!!!!! I think my head just exploded. The fact that they had access to salt was about as sophisticated as they got back then. Seriously, CSI-style forensics investigator?????????????
Decebal
Old No.7
Posted 7:57 AM 7/8/08
He's definitely got some work to get back down to his phone-throwin' weight.
Old No.7
Xylo
Posted 8:34 AM 7/8/08
Sounds like an episode of "Cadfael" - [www.imdb.com]
Xylo
ColbertNation
Posted 8:26 AM 7/8/08
@Old No.7: Maybe another Foightin Round The World Tour would do him good.
ColbertNation
MayhemintheHood
Posted 8:45 AM 7/8/08
Damn it. I liked the idea of this movie, only because it put more on his plate and distracted him from destroying my favorite book ever, Blood Meridian, with his crappy adaptation. Let's hope he picks up another project quick that ISN'T Blood Meridian.
MayhemintheHood
TillieHarper
Posted 9:39 AM 7/8/08
He looks like Henry VIII.
TillieHarper
Juancho
Posted 10:14 AM 7/8/08
@MayhemintheHood: Ridley goes through projects like water, I'm sure the Cormac is safe.
Juancho
gwiliandre
Posted 11:10 AM 7/8/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine:
Dont' cha just love it when middle age men get pregnant?
gwiliandre