"Sir, nobody knows who this woman is in this pre 1900 Edward Muybridge zoetrope. We should try something people in this millennium can remember."

Huge Tracts of Land

McCain wanted to use pictures of stars he was familiar with, but the estates of Mary Pickford and Buster Keaton refused to help.

NoWireHangers

@bitfactory: "poles"...nice. Nothing like the inability to spell basic words to back-up poor logic.

UncannyXMan

@bitfactory: I have seen the polls and I'm not worried. [www.fivethirtyeight.com]

@Victor Ward: I'm worried about the mental stability of someone supporting a candidate who is no longer running.

NoWireHangers

@bitfactory: I have seen the Poles. They're in Poland. Presumably reading our polls.

adultsupervision

Team Hillary.

And I'm still worried about the mental stability of anyone who finds Obama attractive.

Victor Ward

"clearly flailing'?

Seen the poles lately? I'm wondering why Obama isn't up by 50 at this point (instead McCain is actually closing the gap in some battleground states).

If the Dems lose this Nov it's time to blow up the party once and for all.

On topic - there's only one thing that leaves more of a bad taste in my mouth than Obama's horseshit ads, and that's McCain's horseshit ads.

bitfactory

Great ad campaign: McCain, the candidate no one wants to photograph.

OldTowneTavern

Read an interesting story how the McCain camp buys cheap tv ad time, just one or two airings at 3 am, makes a provocative, negative ad and then hopes the major networks pick it up and air it endlessly. Which they do.

secretagentman

Before this ad, I preferred Obama over McCain for the next president.

Now that I've seen the ad, I want Obama, Paris Hilton or Britney Spears over McCain for the next president.

fellowes

@Breadbowl: Let's not give McCain any ideas kay?

TwiceShy

Had to wait a while before I could type - was laughing too hard.

TwiceShy

McCain is the man on horseback mentioned in the Bible. Team Mayan calendar.

wharfrat

@adultsupervision: maybe bitfactory means the poles at the local strip club?? meanwhile, Obama is not "hot" in my book - Lenny Kravitz is HOT - but he is a good looking man, no matter what Victor Ward thinks. I wanted Hillary, but with the choices we have . . . Obama is less scary to me than McCain.

majikthise

@UncannyXMan: Let's not get knee-jerk complacent.

juniperjenny

I believe that Obama would have to be found in bed with a dead hooker or a live boy to blow this one.

Breadbowl

Team ShamWow Guy.

Little Mintz Sunshine

@Victor Ward: Thank you, sir! What the FUCK is up with all these loonies who refer to him as "sexy"? Shut. Up.

DukeLaCrosse

Wake me up for the next election.

kookla

@ophthalmologist: Do you really think McCain will be nominated because his rivals didn't want to win?

Losin_it

So McLoser thinks we like P Hilton? So completely clueless.

He's the repug's most expendable candidate - they "chose" him knowing '08 is the year they will likely lose big time.

The goal with McLoser's attack ads is to close the gap in the polls, making it easier for the repugs to possibly steal the White House again when both candidates are close in the "poles."

ophthalmologist

@NoWireHangers: What can I say? I am a stubborn gay who loves sassy bitches like Hillary. So, you know, if you ever decide to run, you got my vote.

Victor Ward

"@NoWireHangers: What can I say? I am a stubborn gay who loves sassy bitches like Hillary. So, you know, if you ever decide to run, you got my vote." Damn, Victor. I'm in love. Will you marry me?

dixon0396

Mccain listen up, just be yourself, show where you've been and what you have done in your ads. That should be all you need to win this. Everyone I know is on your side and they are family members who have all been in the military. Good luck!

rachcornell

mccain will win I have faith in the american people. Obama will turn out to be another Kwame Kilpatrick (detroit mayor). Liston up folks. Black are voting for Obama because he is "black" although his name proves different. Lets vote based on who is more fit. Mccain was in the war for gods sake. We need someone who's in it for our country not someone who wants to be "the first black president on the dollar" as Obama states.

rachcornell

@rachcornell:

I love that you think McCain reads the Defamer comments for campaign advice. Considering that he barely knows who Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are, I think that's unlikely.

Since McCain just learned to "do the Google" but prefers that people call him on the phone rather than confuse him with email, may I suggest you direct your good wishes to his campaign instead?

Greganda

@rachcornell: This is disturbing. We might have to send you to go live with the Poles.

Trixie from Toronto

@greganda

I was wishing him good luck expressing my feelings not that I thought he read defamer (strange comment?) But hey you were heard, feel better?

@Trixie
Bravo very intelligent comment, you go girl

rachcornell

@OldTowneTavern:

Imagine that no one wants to photograph him and yet he is running neck and neck with Obama. Imagine if he were photographed the same as Osama he may then be ahead. OOPS did I say osama I ment Obama, lol

rachcornell

@Victor Ward:

I think what they find attractive is his turban. Is a turban like a Kofia hat? Or are our black american's confused by his skin color? If he is African American his name and turban tell a different story. LOL

rachcornell

@ophthalmologist:

"Mcloser" knows people dont like Paris Hilton that is why he used her to bash Obama, suggesting that Obama is no better then a celeberity. So I think he is far from "Clueless". I think you get that title, congrats

rachcornell