No, Sherioushly, Anna Coren Lovesh You…

Somehow we missed this amazing little item yesterday: Anna Coren and the rest of the Today Tonight crew took a break from telling us about the fat immigrant landlords who are ripping off our sick kids’ bank managers (or words to that effect; rinse, repeat) to get blotto and have a little “turn” on the dancefloor. And wouldn’t you love to have been this particular little Confidential “spy”:

Coren, dressed in a “very, very short” minidress, was flirtatious and fiery after knocking back several rounds of shots bought for the group, according to one barfly who witnessed the event.

“At one stage Anna came back from the bar with more than 15 shots and as soon as they were polished off another 15 were ordered,” the spy told Confidential.

“Anna even gave me a wink and said hi when I saw her at the bar. They were totally cutting loose.

“They were still partying when I left in the early hours of Saturday morning.”

Ooh, a wink and a “hi”? And did she then ask for 40c so she could call her parents and tell them she’d met “the one”? Or ask the bar staff if they had a Band-Aid so she could stick it over her heart that was breaking because she’d just seen the most beautiful man in the world? Or say “Get your coat, you’ve pulled”??