NBC Olympics Site Spotlights Ambiguously Gay Guessing-Game Fun
Posted by STV at 8:15 AM on August 19, 2008
We'd heard of some unauthorized twaddle going around focusing on the gay undercurrent of the Summer Olympics, but as far as we're concerned, NBC is doing some of most trailblazing work this year by playing out Beijing's homoerotic currency right in the mainstream. Nowhere is it more evident than the network's Olympics Web site, where after a sleek, soaking stretch of Water Cube drama, a new slideshow today invites readers to guess the rippling abs whose owners made it through the historic week that was.
Some are more challenging than others, but not knowing which Australian "recently dropped backstroke to focus on butterfly" or which American "has dominated his best stroke since 2001" (hint: not Michael Phelps!) hardly seems to detract from the guessing-game fun. All that's left now is to determine which of the fledgling Adonises will be first to attempt an unwitting, towel-snapping crossover opposite the latter-day equivalent of Steve Guttenberg and a diving dozen of West Village extras.
(Read more coverage of the 2008 Olympic Games.)

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MrRewrite
Posted 9:39 AM 19/8/08
gay olympians for 100 Alex
MrRewrite
Leviticus_71
Posted 9:38 AM 19/8/08
Thank God they manscape. I dont think I could handle seeing male bush in their hip hugging suits.
Leviticus_71
Seth
Posted 9:36 AM 19/8/08
France for the win!
Seth
Breadbowl
Posted 9:56 AM 19/8/08
Uh...Mario Lopez....
Breadbowl
Greasy Thumb Guzik
Posted 10:30 AM 19/8/08
Don't forget the female diving commentator who said that taking showers between dives is fun.
Greasy Thumb Guzik
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 11:41 AM 19/8/08
@TurdBlossom: Abs: Dix Looks: Trois
Little Mintz Sunshine
TurdBlossom
Posted 11:37 AM 19/8/08
The one with the Shark tat by his left hip...scorchingly hot.
TurdBlossom
kookla
Posted 11:51 AM 19/8/08
It took me about a dozen passes, but I finally learned all their...names.
kookla
Victor Ward
Posted 11:46 AM 19/8/08
Brent Hansen is even more of a butterface than Michael Phelps.
But haiiiii Ryan Lochte.
Victor Ward
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 3:18 PM 19/8/08
That french guy is hot, but nobody 'bursts onto the swimming scene...' (hahahaaaaaa)
Those french guys are on something... besides fiar.
Yeah, Ryan Lochte and Piersol....mmmmmmm.
shag_carpet_bomb
flippin
Posted 12:56 AM 20/8/08
*ehem* Um, I linked to this last week in the hopes of helping us all overcome the impending Bale pics drought:
[defamer.com]
flippin
MikeMigraine
Posted 11:09 AM 19/8/08
Can Babelfish perform a Chinese translation for "Here are the pizzas you ordered ... you look like you could use a massage"?
MikeMigraine
OldTowneTavern
Posted 7:27 AM 22/8/08
Vive la France!
OldTowneTavern