Mysterious Heart Condition, Pissus Weakiousness, Delays Gary Glitter’s Return To UK

If there’s one thing I’m really pissed of about regarding the whole Gary Glitter paedophilia fracas (you know, apart from the fact that he touched up little girls), it’s the fact that I can no longer blare Rock & Roll, Pt 2 out like there’s no tomorrow without feeling slightly nauseous. Glam rock-related disappointment aside (oh, look at the time), Glitter – aka Paul Gadd – is due to return to the UK and in an incredibly surprising move, has delayed his flight back because – to borrow The Daily Mail’s inverted commas – he’s had a “heart attack“. Is that what they’re calling it these days?

The convicted paedophile was due to be deported home after serving 27 months in a Vietnamese prison for abusing two young girls.

However, after the first leg of his journey – from Ho Chi Minh city to Bangkok – he refused to get on his flight to Heathrow.

For several hours, Glitter, 64, was involved in a stand-off as Thai officials refused to let him enter their country, and a British Embassy official tried to persuade him to board the plane to London.

Apparently he wants to go back to England so he can mooch off their National Health Service, as the medical facilities at his jail were, according to him, not up to scratch. Diddums!