Michael Bay To Incorporate Shia LaBeouf’s Injuries Into Newly Retitled ‘Transformers 2: Rise Of The Finger-Splinticons’

First came news from the Sheriff’s Department that Shia LeBeouf was not the one responsible for his spectacular accident in Hollywood early Sunday morning. But surely he was not to be forgiven—pitied, maybe, as he underwent emergency hand surgery to restore his Echo Parque gang-sign-delivery capabilities—but not forgiven, for the police stated the actor “exhibiting obvious signs of intoxication.” Not so, says his Transformers: Rise of the Fallen Machines director Michael Bay, who’s convinced of Shia’s innocence, and tells Access Hollywood he’ll be writing his injuries into the plot: