Megan Fox In The Role She Was Born to Play: An NC-17 Mother Teresa

Hot on the heels of Simple Jack (the fake, controversy-baiting trailer from Tropic Thunder that was eventually yanked) comes the trailer for Teresa: The Making of a Saint, an NC-17 Mother Teresa biopic starring Transformers actress (and parrot lover) Megan Fox. But wait! Could this, too, be a fake trailer, what with its cast made up of Hollywood heavyweights like “Sir Ben Queensly”? Indeed, it’s just the latest in Hollywood’s brand-new obsession with fake ads for real movies, this one designed to draw buzz for the Vanity Fair-set roman à clef How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, starring Fox as actress “Sophie Maes.” Forgive us, but we’d much rather see Teresa than the real movie it’s designed to promote — especially if the saintly missionary arrives in Calcutta tossing off Diablo Cody-penned bon mots like, “Fried bologna is the bomb!”

• Must Watch: Megan Fox’s NC-17 Mother Teresa Biopic Trailer [Slashfilm]