Megan Fox In The Role She Was Born to Play: An NC-17 Mother Teresa
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 3:40 AM on August 8, 2008
Hot on the heels of Simple Jack (the fake, controversy-baiting trailer from Tropic Thunder that was eventually yanked) comes the trailer for Teresa: The Making of a Saint, an NC-17 Mother Teresa biopic starring Transformers actress (and parrot lover) Megan Fox. But wait! Could this, too, be a fake trailer, what with its cast made up of Hollywood heavyweights like "Sir Ben Queensly"? Indeed, it's just the latest in Hollywood's brand-new obsession with fake ads for real movies, this one designed to draw buzz for the Vanity Fair-set roman à clef How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, starring Fox as actress "Sophie Maes." Forgive us, but we'd much rather see Teresa than the real movie it's designed to promote — especially if the saintly missionary arrives in Calcutta tossing off Diablo Cody-penned bon mots like, "Fried bologna is the bomb!"

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Juancho
Posted 5:04 AM 8/8/08
Sigh.
Sacrilicious.
Juancho
StevieQ
Posted 5:35 AM 8/8/08
The only sin is that it wasn't very funny.
StevieQ
Breadbowl
Posted 5:25 AM 8/8/08
Was that priest pitching a tent?
Breadbowl
yourfatherschevrolet
Posted 6:15 AM 8/8/08
is it wrong to want to spank it to mother teresa?
yourfatherschevrolet
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 6:49 AM 8/8/08
Was that a Hasidic Jew telling them, "Oy, stop it?!"
Oxycontinmoron
raincoaster
Posted 9:38 AM 8/8/08
Scripted by Christopher Hitchens?
raincoaster
kylo4
Posted 2:22 PM 9/8/08
She's just so hot I can't take it.
Maybe they got the fake trailers idea from Grindhouse? They worked there.
kylo4
Kitty2000
Posted 7:16 PM 8/8/08
I think it was more Irish priest - more Oi than Oy.
Kitty2000