Lindsay Lohan To Plan Elaborate Gay Wedding, Divorce?

By Defamer Hollywood on August 5, 2008 at 6:45 AM

After “going gay” for Samantha Ronson, is there anything left in the tabloid till for cinema alumna Lindsay Lohan? According to the ever-reliable UK fishwrap News of the World, there is: in a bid to retake the headlines stolen by little sister Ali, Lindsay and her sapphic sweetheart Sam are planning to get hitched (an anniversary present that somehow eluded our suggestions). Says the excitable Rav Singh:

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  • Oxycontinmoron
    August 05, 2008 at 7:11 AM

    "UK fishwrap News of the World" - Seeing as how the Brits love their fish (preferably with chips)I think we should respectively refer to it as "UK birdcage liner, News of the World." And there should definitely be an asterisk after "LIFE!"

    Oxycontinmoron

  • Tiger_Tanaka
    August 05, 2008 at 7:07 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • rtisovec
    August 05, 2008 at 7:03 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Breadbowl
    August 05, 2008 at 7:01 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Leviticus_71
    August 05, 2008 at 6:59 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Hands
    August 05, 2008 at 7:52 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • EuroDad
    August 05, 2008 at 8:28 AM

    @Hands: actually, he meant LIFE cereal; so really were only talking the 5 minutes or so it takes to scarf a bowl down

    although "scarf a bowl" takes on a decidedly naughty tone when referring to the lezzies

    EuroDad

  • EuroDad
    August 05, 2008 at 8:27 AM

    it seems so much more serious when "LIFE" is capitalized...

    EuroDad

  • Sloan
    August 05, 2008 at 9:06 AM

    Ha! Dina obviously does NOT approve...she is saving the entrees for when Linds finally grows up and marries a man folk.

    Sloan

  • Old No.7
    August 05, 2008 at 8:53 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • BowlingForDollars
    August 05, 2008 at 10:03 AM

    WTF happened to their plans to get married at Dollywood? I already have tickets to the theme park and a cabin reservation!

    BowlingForDollars

  • Beppo
    August 05, 2008 at 1:48 PM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Rey
    August 05, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • WGARefugee
    August 06, 2008 at 1:04 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • TheQuestion
    August 06, 2008 at 1:12 AM

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

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