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Lindsay Lohan To Plan Elaborate Gay Wedding, Divorce?
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:45 AM on August 5, 2008
After "going gay" for Samantha Ronson, is there anything left in the tabloid till for cinema alumna Lindsay Lohan? According to the ever-reliable UK fishwrap News of the World, there is: in a bid to retake the headlines stolen by little sister Ali, Lindsay and her sapphic sweetheart Sam are planning to get hitched (an anniversary present that somehow eluded our suggestions). Says the excitable Rav Singh:
I can reveal that Lindsay will come out and declare her eternal love for sweetheart SAM RONSON at a private ceremony in LA later this year.
I'm told the smitten pair will exchange vows to stay together for LIFE.
Lindsay's mum Dina has told pals that she wants to "welcome Sam into the family" with a lavish do, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo's pals and relatives.
The 22-year-old Freaky Friday star has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion --and I hear she's chosen a very bridal-looking one by Chanel.
And crop-haired DJ Sam, 30, has joked that she'll wear a black groom-style suit complete with a TOP HAT.
As excited as we are about a "lavish do" that promises to include drinks AND canapes, forgive us for sounding skeptical about a wedding to cap off a relationship that hasn't yet been publicly confirmed. Still, there's at least one upside to the potential ceremony: with all of their paparazzi in tow, the new Ms-and-Ms. Ronson could save a bundle on wedding photography.
[Photo Credit: X17]
- Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson to 'wed'" [News of the World]
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Oxycontinmoron
Posted 7:11 AM 5/8/08
"UK fishwrap News of the World" - Seeing as how the Brits love their fish (preferably with chips)I think we should respectively refer to it as "UK birdcage liner, News of the World." And there should definitely be an asterisk after "LIFE!"
Oxycontinmoron
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 7:07 AM 5/8/08
Now here's a sex tape scandal to look forward to.
Tiger_Tanaka
rtisovec
Posted 7:03 AM 5/8/08
Somewhere in the afterworld. Harvey Milk is screaming "what have I done?"
rtisovec
Breadbowl
Posted 7:01 AM 5/8/08
What if they BOTH wear a tux with leggings and turn the gay world on its HEAD!
Breadbowl
Leviticus_71
Posted 6:59 AM 5/8/08
Will Ronson be special ordering a pair of Puffy Old School Jordans for the occasion? Perhaps she'll be speaking with local pimps about the proper feather for a Fedora wedding hat? Or will we actually see the butchy beauty's buoffant?(gasp!)
Leviticus_71
Hands
Posted 7:52 AM 5/8/08
When the excitable Rav Singh said they vowed to stay together for LIFE, I assumed he {she?} meant the Game of Life, or at least the hour and a half or so it takes to play it.
Hands
EuroDad
Posted 8:28 AM 5/8/08
@Hands: actually, he meant LIFE cereal; so really were only talking the 5 minutes or so it takes to scarf a bowl down
although "scarf a bowl" takes on a decidedly naughty tone when referring to the lezzies
EuroDad
EuroDad
Posted 8:27 AM 5/8/08
it seems so much more serious when "LIFE" is capitalized...
EuroDad
Sloan
Posted 9:06 AM 5/8/08
Ha! Dina obviously does NOT approve...she is saving the entrees for when Linds finally grows up and marries a man folk.
Sloan
Old No.7
Posted 8:53 AM 5/8/08
Legalizing gay marriage has really paid dividends.
Old No.7
BowlingForDollars
Posted 10:03 AM 5/8/08
WTF happened to their plans to get married at Dollywood? I already have tickets to the theme park and a cabin reservation!
BowlingForDollars
Beppo
Posted 1:48 PM 5/8/08
I can't feel anything re The Lohans. I've hit the wall. Will I ever care again? Did I ever care? Why doesn't Dina have a nose? I'm so very tired ...
Beppo
Rey
Posted 2:13 PM 5/8/08
If they really are in love, I wish the very best for both of them. I do hope not being straight het'ro-wise was all Lohan needed to go straight substance-wise.
Rey
WGARefugee
Posted 1:04 AM 6/8/08
I'm recommending a Shabbat Nachamu for these crazy kids. After the ceremony the rabbis throw them into an active volcano to appease the corn god. Because popcorn is too expensive.
WGARefugee
TheQuestion
Posted 1:12 AM 6/8/08
MAN, Lindsay's getting desperate to stay ahead of Ali!
TheQuestion