Leaked, Lucrative ‘Hills’ Salaries Prompt a Flurry of Texted OMG’s

We’ve learned a lot about MTV over the past week, and now, thanks to In Touch, we’ve discovered just how big a paycheck the network will write for spouting banal words of wisdom and emotionally abusing your TV girlfriend. Yes, someone has leaked the per-episode salaries for each personality on The Hills, and never have so many earned so much for doing so little. Star Lauren Conrad is the biggest grosser (pulling down $75,000 each time a curious Whitney asks, “So what went down last weekend?”) but the rest of the cast earns a pretty penny, too. Salaries and analysis after the jump: