‘Last Comic Standing’ Audience Terrorized By Dane Cook Cloning Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong
In a startling example of accidental domestic terrorism, the CDC announced today a major breach of its “Dane Cook Cloning” program, begun in 1997 when weaponized anthrax was found “simply not annoying enough.” Clone DC-01 escaped his holding cell two weeks ago (distinguishable from his progenitor only by his tattooed sleeves), finally appearing in public to try his hand at terrible, terrible stand-up comedy during last night’s episode of Last Comic Standing. The experiment was a success. We are all doomed. [NBC]
In a startling example of accidental domestic terrorism, the CDC announced today a major breach of its “Dane Cook Cloning” program, begun in 1997 when weaponized anthrax was found “simply not annoying enough.” Clone DC-01 escaped his holding cell two weeks ago (distinguishable from his progenitor only by his tattooed sleeves), finally appearing in public to try his hand at terrible, terrible stand-up comedy during last night’s episode of Last Comic Standing. The experiment was a success. We are all doomed. [
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