Kyle Sandilands Surprised To Find Jennifer Hawkins Not Keen To Be Touched By His Finger

Remember “the frigid game”? That stupid primary school gag where a boy (usually) would drag his finger down a girl’s body until she could take no more, upon which said boy would run around hooting, “Frigid! Frigid!” No, you’re right, most human adults left that one behind in about Grade Four – but not our Kyle Sandilands, who tried to spring the game on 2Day FM guest Jennifer Hawkins. Here’s the transcript:

Jennifer: I was pretty frigid at school, I didn’t kiss a guy till Year Nine.

Jackie: Do you want to play it?

Jennifer: I don’t know!

Jackie: A guy will start at your forehead with his finger and will go down your nose and down, down, down till you pull out when you want to.

Jennifer: I can’t do that! I would be frigid!

Kyle: Everyone always says you can pull out when you want to but when you’ve started, you’ve started.

Jackie: Is this harassment, are we harassing our guest?

Jennifer: You’re sexually harassing me!

Kyle: We didn’t really explain it to Jackie, it took her a while to realise she was being violated on the radio. It doesn’t mean you aren’t a decent person, Jackie’s just a bit more slutty than you.

Wow, sexually harassing the guests and your co-host? It’s the Kyle Sandilands way! Just think, this is the sort of hi-jinks that “King Kyle” bride-to-be Tamara Jaber gets to look forward to at the end of every day. FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE, UNTIL DEATH DO THEY PART.