Kanye’s White Album: Disappointed white girls around the world are doing some deep soul searching this week, summoning the glamour, self-possession and resonant bosom that might someday earn them the distinction of being Kanye West’s “Favorite White Girl.” For now, however, it’s Scarlett Johansson’s title to lose — an honour bestowed in a few dozen sexy photos recently uploaded without comment to the hip-hop star’s blog. Despite his mysterious criteria, West’s fans appear to agree for the most part, with only a few dissenting voices (”I mean can i see atleast ONE dark skin black person on here…. you got all these no-name porn chicks…”) among the oversexed ranks and his rumoured second choice — a jilted Helen Mirren — reportedly erasing her commenter profile in protest. Better luck next year, girl. [Kanye West via US Weekly]