Jeff Zucker: Portrait Of An Upwards-Failing Champion

What better après-puff-piece aperitif to follow the NY Times’s profile of a content-hungry Time Warner than Portfolio’s equally attentive servicing of NBC Universal oligarch, Jeff Zucker? Interviewed at his ballroom-sized corner office at 30 Rock, the reporter at first can’t resist infantilizing his subject: “Zucker has an appealing, ruddy tint that lends him a cherubic appearance,” reads one willies-inducing passage. “When he sits back, his feet actually lift off from the floor a bit, like a boy taking a turn on someone else’s throne.” (We’ll assume the part that read, “He then soils his diaper, a mess quickly attended to by the youngest and prettiest of his three assistants…” was edited for space.)