Jamie Lynn's Babydaddy Accused of Illicit Tongue-Touching
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:20 AM on August 15, 2008
Now that Britney's sister Jamie Lynn Spears has just "had the damn Caesarian already," you might think the 17-year-old would be free to raise her new baby in relative peace. Sadly, the newest issue of InTouch arrives bearing the gift of postpartum depression; the magazine has alleged that babydaddy Casey Aldridge has been cheating on Jamie Lynn with an older woman, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson. They even have proof: incriminating pictures of the two touching tongues as though they were eight-year-olds who wanted to try out the exotic concept known as "french kissing." Says the mag:
For months, rumours have circulated that Casey Aldridge has cheated on Jamie Lynn -- but no one has come forward to confirm them, until now. In an exclusive interview with In Touch, 28-year-old Kelli Dawson reveals that she and Casey, 19, were romantically involved -- and were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child.
The pair didn't bother to hide their relationship. "Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years," confirms Jason Alexander, Britney Spears' first husband and a native of nearby Kentwood, La. "They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture."
Britney's first, daylong husband? Now that's sourcing! In the face of this incontrovertible evidence, Jamie Lynn would be well advised to take a page from her mother's Guide to Fucking Up Your Children (specifically, Page 119): "Now that the first potential husband is dispensed with, enjoy a wider pool of adventures that involves paparazzi, backup dancers, and Cheeto-covered, high-thread-count sheets."
- Jamie Lynn Spears is betrayed [InTouch]

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metroville
Posted 8:52 AM 15/8/08
This scandal is threatening to tear apart their jug band.
metroville
Old No.7
Posted 8:45 AM 15/8/08
Every car comes off the track, in the trainwreck better know as The Spears Family.
Old No.7
NoWireHangers
Posted 8:42 AM 15/8/08
The only person betraying Jamie Lynn is whoever is doing (or not doing) her brows.
NoWireHangers
EuroDad
Posted 8:37 AM 15/8/08
Jamie Lynn, i think the perfect revenge would be to turn the tables and sleep w/ an older guy! and coincidentally i provide such services as a means to ease the psychological pain for the hapless victims of such cruel treatment at the hands of cold, heartless men. please, call me today for a free consultation; i happen to have an opening on your 18th birthday!
EuroDad
jason1007
Posted 8:33 AM 15/8/08
uh-duh! its not his baby!
*smacks forehead*
jason1007
Benovite
Posted 9:24 AM 15/8/08
@Old No.7: Ha!@metroville: Haha!
Benovite
Fama Est
Posted 9:12 AM 15/8/08
@metroville: And it's not the only thing. I've heard he's been experimenting with a washboard too!
Fama Est
kookla
Posted 8:59 AM 15/8/08
Look at the bright side, at least this time the girl is legal.
kookla
EuroDad
Posted 10:00 AM 15/8/08
@Fama Est:
Mario Lopez's abs?
EuroDad
Posted 10:20 AM 15/8/08
"If you thought Running with Scissors was dangerous, try Sleeping with Spears." Coming soon, on POX.
Posted 1:16 PM 15/8/08
...and this was deemed more important than Bernie Mac's death? Yikes.
everfade
Posted 1:31 AM 16/8/08
I thought this relationship would last forever! Is nothing sacred anymore?
I guess Casey really is laying some pipe as a pipelayer now. *sniffle*
everfade