Intimate Bob Saget/Olsen Twins Relationship Explained by Gilbert Gottfried
Posted by STV at 2:55 AM on August 7, 2008
The recent taping of Bob Saget's Comedy Central Roast was bound to take a wrong turn sooner or later — sooner, in fact, if the comic's filthy inner circle evinced in The Aristocrats and other blue rooms over the years had anything to do with it. In fact, we'd bet dollars to donuts that the Gilbert Gottfried riff below was merely a mild, early pacesetter for an even more sordid night to come, which should roughly result in a seven-minute broadcast on Aug. 17 after the censors get a hold of it. We're told this clip is among those slashed, but really, aren't the Olsen Twin molestation gags we've been hearing about almost too easy under the circumstances? Would Candace Cameron jokes just be too on the nose? You tell us after the jump, and come on, Gil — don't get soft on us now.
- The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget [Comedy Central]

The recent taping of
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blue lanugo
Posted 3:37 AM 7/8/08
and now for a funny look at child rape!
blue lanugo
Cam/ron
Posted 3:11 AM 7/8/08
I miss the days when "edgy" humor meant talking about masturbation, drug habits and the meaning of obscene words. But I'm not surprised by Gilbert's joke at all.
Cam/ron
Old No.7
Posted 3:08 AM 7/8/08
***runs to go set the DVR***
Old No.7
kookla
Posted 4:03 AM 7/8/08
Was Gilbert joking or confessing?
kookla
gadge
Posted 3:51 AM 7/8/08
Can someone tell me what the joke was? My ears stopped accepting his vocal resonance long ago.
gadge
UncannyXMan
Posted 5:12 AM 7/8/08
Gilbert was actually the last person to roast B. Saget and there had been a couple Olsen Twins-raped-as-toddlers jokes before then...in fact, the first one was made by Uncle Jesse/ER doc himself when he started the evening off. Beyond that, the only Tanner "family member" that got targeted was Uncle Joey, who somehow still exists as Dave Coulier.
UncannyXMan
LLH
Posted 5:32 AM 7/8/08
uh yea, i don't get it. is this roast sponsored by "uncomfortable moments"?
LLH
Pop Socket
Posted 5:31 AM 7/8/08
@UncannyXMan: And they didn't invite Alanis Morissette to follow him?
Pop Socket
Lulamaybelle
Posted 6:07 AM 7/8/08
Is Dave Coulier going to be on this or is this out of his league?
"Cut it out" jokes arent gonna get the laughs with this crowd.
Lulamaybelle
Cam/ron
Posted 6:56 AM 7/8/08
@UncannyXMan: Did Uncle Joey do anything except Popeye impressions?
Cam/ron
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 6:42 AM 7/8/08
The fact that someone like Saget won't joke about or allow jokes about the Olsens confirms to me that are totally and completely mentally f-ed up.
Little Mintz Sunshine
rtisovec
Posted 11:52 AM 7/8/08
Saget's "ass hurts" beverage=Uncle Jessie's "ears hurt" singing.
rtisovec
kylo4
Posted 2:00 PM 9/8/08
Did the Olsen twins even show up to this or were they too embarrassed?
Regardless, I'm looking forward to this, I always enjoy roasts, especially when Lisa Lampanelli and Jeff Ross are there.
kylo4