Where does a 75-year-old comedienne go after being banished from British TV for cussing out Russell Crowe? Well, if you're Joan Rivers, you pick your filthy mouth up off the floor and move on to the next logical place for your brand of blue humor: a Girl Scout fundraiser in Orlando, Florida.

Rivers was there as the entertainment as the Citrus Council saluted "Women of Distinction." But Joan evidently didn't distinguish herself with some attendees at the Wednesday night function at Rosen Centre Hotel. We hear that she dropped the f-bomb frequently, called women "whores" repeatedly and sounded off on what the Girls Scouts didn't teach girls.

 

Rivers cited Paris Hilton, who didn't earn the "wearing panties patch."

While we doubt that Hilton picked up that particular quirk from a stint in the Brownies, we do wonder what it is about famous seventy-somethings who feel compelled to keep dragging Paris Hilton back into the spotlight. People, "she's out of town not bothering anybody, thank God!" As for Joan Rivers, we eagerly look forward to her next bit of uncensored trash talk, delivered from atop the twisty slide of a McDonald's PlayPlace in Needles, California.

• Joan Rivers' insults astound, amuse at fund-raiser for Girl Scouts [Orlando Sentinel]

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