‘I Draw The Line At 20′, Says 34-Year-Old Jonathan Pease
Remember when Jonathan “Arse-Tronaut” Pease was dating pretty young thing April Rose Pengilly? No? Well, there’s something you have in common with the Confidential co-host and Australia’s Next Top Model mentor, who was quick to pour cold water on rumours he is now dating an 18-year-old, model Hilary Hannigan – seemingly before the dust had even settled from his tussle with Pengilly – and did so in his inimitable played out laid back style.
“I don’t know how old Hilary is or if she’s still in school but she’s too young for me – I’m an old man and she’s a baby.”
However, the self-styled advertising and fashion guru had little to say after being reminded that his last romantic attachment – Kirk Pengilly’s model daughter April Rose – was herself just 20 years old.
“Oh yeah, I guess she was,” was all Pease could manage.
HA! “Oh yeah, I guess she was” is going to be my quote of the year. This elevates Pease to the same level of dudeliness and macked-out playa zen as Matthew McConaughey. Could someone arrange for Pease to be snapped playing bongos on Bondi Beach, please?
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Hi Clem
Quote of the year! I’m printing that out and putting it in the poolroom. Touched and honoured but comparing me to Matthew McConaghy, now you’re pushing it, not sure I can reach quite that high.
As for the Bongo shot, bring it on Clem, let me know when and where.
Love your work.
Jonathan Pease x
Whoa there Clem – throttle down wordsmith. Firstly don’t you be hating our playa JP. Over here at Naked we rely on that macked-out playa zen he delivers to keep our shit fresh.
As you can see, just by sitting near him I am talking like Grand Master Flash. Now that is playa power.
Secondly – you spelt Matthew’s name wrong. It’s McConaughey you arse. x
but she’s only 17!
hilary is 17!
Hilary and Jonathan were together, and at the time she was only 17.
Ahh, Pease and Pengilly. Two of Sydney’s more desperate-to-be-noticed people. Its a real shame that no-one besides their close friends actually gives a shit about them. Pengilly is only known for her dad having his tash drawn on with a Kilometrico pen, and if she is a well-known international model like those arse clowns at Sydney Confidential purport, then I will eat my laptop. Looking at that head, I am guessing either hand or shoe model at best.
Pease, he’s just a wanker with a bad haircut and a deluded sense of self-importance. Why is it Sydney has no real celebrities, and instead we get fed this horrendous list of z-listers like these two, Ruby Rose, and the other dumb heads you see in the social pages. Since when are PR muppets, stylists and hairdressers considered our ’social elite’?