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Hollywood Cheers As Clumsy Madame Hits 'Reply All' To Her All-Star Client List
Posted by Seth at 6:00 AM on August 7, 2008
There was a time in Hollywood history when getting inside a madame's little black registry—the most ferociously guarded record on Earth—required iron-clad court subpoenas. Even then it was often too late, with elite squads from the L.A. Johns Recovery Unit prying their way inside whorehouse attic safe-rooms, only to discover the frantic proprietor cowering inside like a cornered racoon as she gulped down its last crumpled pages. Anything it took, really, to prevent those precious mogul and sitcom star names from entering the public sphere. Today, of course, things have changed considerably—all it takes is one accidental click of the Reply All function, and your entire client list is bounced from Hollywood inbox to inbox in a matter of nanoseconds. Scandalist.com reports:
What should have been a private e-mail exchange on June 25 between a prominent Los Angeles business man/party king and a Beverly Hills madam arranging a $2,500 sex deal is making the rounds among the L.A. party circuit.
Nearly 50 powerful men are shaking in their boots, because the madam appears to have exposed what may be her client list by CCing instead of BCCing the e-mail. The list includes a well-known movie producer, prominent club owners, restaurateurs, real estate tycoons, a politician, a sex tape king, an owner of a major sports team and a Prince.
Copies of the actual e-mail—which we are now required by International High-Class Hooker law to mention could have easily been forged (but please, please God let it not be so!)—are available for your perusal at Scandalist, but be forewarned that all the names have been black-barred out, resulting in something resembling a bird's eye view of a mass worm-spawning. Alas, we were not yet to learn whether the last client mentioned refers to a Prince, or the Prince, but surely once we get our hands on the uncensored version, that 3121LoveSexy@yahoo.com e-mail address will give us all the answers we need. Forward it along, people!
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NoWireHangers
Posted 6:57 AM 7/8/08
The Prince does NOT need to pay for sex.
(Prince )
NoWireHangers
TimGunn
Posted 6:47 AM 7/8/08
I just can't imagine paying for sex. Maybe that'll change when I'm old.
TimGunn
DanLar75
Posted 6:44 AM 7/8/08
One, Two , Three!! WHO CARES!
DanLar75
el smrtmnky
Posted 6:43 AM 7/8/08
prince1999@yahoo.com was probably too much of a giveaway.
el smrtmnky
Murph1908
Posted 6:37 AM 7/8/08
Seriously, who uses an identifiable email in their prostitution discussions?
I mean, was prince18945@yahoo taken?
Or capecodboat69@gmail?
Privacy is dwindling in these technological times, but there is still cash, disposable email, and burners available for your hobbying needs.
Murph1908
the cajun boy
Posted 6:36 AM 7/8/08
@the cajun boy: oops, forgot the link...
[gawker.com]
the cajun boy
seancasio
Posted 6:35 AM 7/8/08
worm infestation! BOOO!!
seancasio
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 6:35 AM 7/8/08
OK, who gave Heidi's parrot internet access?
Little Mintz Sunshine
gadge
Posted 6:34 AM 7/8/08
I was thinking it had to be that Prince married to the Zsa Zsa.
gadge
the cajun boy
Posted 6:34 AM 7/8/08
She must have attended on of Laurel Touby's "How to Email" classes at Mediabistro at some point.
the cajun boy
Minsley Tortimer
Posted 6:33 AM 7/8/08
"the clumsy madame" has a nice ring to it, like "the handsome cabin boy" - who's up for writing an operetta?
Minsley Tortimer
Yawn
Posted 6:31 AM 7/8/08
Brings new meaning to the term 'fucktard'
Yawn
Mr-Busy
Posted 6:26 AM 7/8/08
Wait - someone fell for that too?@Oxycontinmoron:
Mr-Busy
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 6:22 AM 7/8/08
No, the Prince of a small, west-African nation who has deposiuted (sic) the sum of fourteen milionn (sic) dollarrs (sic) into an escrow account for "entertainment expenses" and needs you to send him your name, address, telephone number, social security number, FedEx account number and freqeunt flyer number immediately if not sooner!
Oxycontinmoron
ColbertNation
Posted 6:22 AM 7/8/08
She used the word "tummy"? What is she, four years old?
ColbertNation
WGARefugee
Posted 6:19 AM 7/8/08
I'm issuing a preemptive denial: I don't pay hookers for sex; I only pay them to CC me.
WGARefugee
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 6:17 AM 7/8/08
"Prince" Paul, formerly of Stetsasonic?
RonMwangaguhunga
Old No.7
Posted 6:14 AM 7/8/08
Really? There's prostitution in L.A.???
Old No.7
GuyBitchy
Posted 7:14 AM 7/8/08
Names, please...
GuyBitchy
Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
Posted 7:02 AM 7/8/08
So this is what Tyra is really training all the cattle for on ANTM. She really is genuis!
@Murph1908:
Ipayforsex@yahoo.com was already taken.
Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
TillieHarper
Posted 7:43 AM 7/8/08
Why are the names blacked out?
TillieHarper
blue lanugo
Posted 7:36 AM 7/8/08
Isn't the only person who could have leaked this one of the people on the list?
Just want to make sure I get this.
blue lanugo
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 7:30 AM 7/8/08
RE: the list - no "Tigers," were CC'd right? Right?
Tiger_Tanaka
TryThisAtHome
Posted 7:58 AM 7/8/08
@blue lanugo: Or an angry wife/lover
TryThisAtHome
Minsley Tortimer
Posted 8:22 AM 7/8/08
@Murph1908: or hooker 123?
that sounds like a franchise of hookers on the go, actually
Minsley Tortimer
econdave
Posted 9:02 AM 7/8/08
Prince Fielder?
econdave
PersonOfInterest
Posted 8:57 AM 7/8/08
an owner of a major sports team (Mark Cuban).
PersonOfInterest
Minsley Tortimer
Posted 9:29 AM 7/8/08
an ex president (bill clinton)
Minsley Tortimer
Mswhiskers
Posted 10:24 AM 7/8/08
Under the Freedom of Information Act, this list should now be publicly available. Since this is an illegal activity, the list should certainly be availble to the police.
Mswhiskers
DrAftershave
Posted 3:20 PM 7/8/08
yeah, i was pissed when this showed up in my inbox. i thought that she would be a little more discreet in her actions. guess i have some explaining to do.
DrAftershave
raincoaster
Posted 6:45 PM 7/8/08
I'm reasonably sure I know at least one of the people in this mess, and I'm not talking about anyone on the CC list. Holy crap, somebody needs a drink and a new identity, stat.
raincoaster
fishwife
Posted 6:41 PM 7/8/08
@Minsley Tortimer:
Or "Charlie's Aunt" with perhaps a spelling error
fishwife
fishwife
Posted 6:40 PM 7/8/08
@Oxycontinmoron:
That's Prince Felix Fafona - he's a lovely man but gracious me what a terrrible life he seems to have. We enjoy our little email chats but he's a bit of a sponger, to be frank, and if I wasn't still waiting for those funds to transfer I'd be blanking him right now. How he can afford LA hookers after his mother's kidney operation and his own blood transfusion I'll never know.
fishwife
regisgoat
Posted 11:50 PM 7/8/08
@TimGunn: "It's better than the worst sex you've ever had"--as a friend who was an occasional john told me.
regisgoat
radiogrl1
Posted 12:31 AM 8/8/08
This entire story is useless without the unredacted emails. Sheesh.
radiogrl1
Trai_Dep
Posted 3:27 AM 8/8/08
Wait. McCain is a pimp?!
Trai_Dep
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:07 AM 8/8/08
@Trai_Dep: Hey, I'm bored and PMSing so I'm going to reply with "No, but Obama probably was" just so I can time how many seconds will pass before the "What are you, a racist?" and "Don't go there" replies are posted.
Little Mintz Sunshine