Good News, Internet: ‘Vicky Cristina’ Threesome Is Still Intact

Que lastima! Has the Johansson-on-Cruz-on Bardem threesome from Vicky Cristina Barcelona been excised? Well, no, although that didn’t stop New York’s Vulture reporters from declaring, “As die-hard Allen fans who’d love to see one of his movies turn a profit for once, we’re sad to report that all threesomes are implied and happen strictly off-camera,” which spurred a distraught Gawker to post “Vicky Cristina Barcelona’s Big Three-Way Lie.”