Fox Goes To School!

· Fox will stream the premieres of Fringe and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles on their website while the shows air on TV, but they’ll only be accessible from college dorms. As an additional feature of their on-campus marketing efforts, if there’s a Fox-branded sock on the doorknob, that means your roommate is getting busy with his girlfriend during an episode of House. [Variety]
· All 1.3 billion in China tuned in to the Olympics closing ceremony, and are now intimately familiar with E! pre-show host Ryan Seacrest, who they refer to as 树猴, or “the kind-eyed Golden Tree Monkey.” [THR]
· Barack Obama continues to be underrepresented in the guy-with-a-talk-show sector, as the Committee for Late Night Monologue Political Parity released preliminary findings putting the Democratic nominee at 169 punchlines versus McCain’s 322. [Variety]
· Paul McCartney has announced he’d play Tel Aviv on September 25. The performance comes 40 years after The Beatles were banned from Israel “over concerns the group’s lyrics could corrupt Israeli youth.” Translation: “What—you couldn’t have said you were bigger than Moses? Get lost for 40 years, we’ll be in touch.” [Variety]
· Let’s play One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong: Demoted Casting Edition! [THR]