For Your Olympic Consideration

· Any chance you happened to catch the kayaking event during the Olympics earlier today? We’re not sure why paddling down a Lazy River that exists entirely within the confines of the Bird’s Nest is an Olympic sport, especially after seeing this video of a man who can jump on eggs without breaking them. Face it, not even Michael Phelps could pull that off. [YouTube via AOTS]
· For those of you desperate for a Bret & Jermaine fix while awaiting Season Two of Flight Of The Conchords, their new music video for “Ladies Of The World” ought to suffice. [MySpace]
· Cinephiles rejoice! Criterion will be releasing Wes Anderson’s Bottle Rocket on DVD and Blu-Ray in November. [Criterion via Skeet On Mischa]
· Janeane Garofalo and SNL’s breakout rookie Casey Wilson are doing a shot-by-shot remake of Tango & Cash. We’re not exactly sure why, but we sure hope they keep it up. [CC Insider]
· Twilight will take that pre-Thanksgiving slot that Harry Potter just vacated, thankyouverymuch. [Variety]