Food Network Courts Spew-Ready, Binge-Eating Demo With 'Eat the Clock'
Posted by STV at 8:05 AM on August 19, 2008
As proven by the longevity of G4's spew opus Hurl! (eight weeks yesterday!), television has finally reached that crucial cultural point where America's taste for swampy gastric drama may yet outstrip its taste for... well, taste. To wit, even the Food Network — our Moms' favourite leisure-time destination — is ready to push its programming to levels of guttural extremity unseen since Iron Chef Sakai wore a necklace of calf intestines to a climactic tasting in 1999:
The Food Network is getting into the competitive eating genre with a new series tentatively titled Eat the Clock.
The show, from Pie Town Prods. (Rachael Ray's Tasty Travels), is described as a cross between an eating competition and The Amazing Race. Two teams of contestants rush to various Los Angeles eateries and gorge themselves in face-stuffing challenges.
The Hollywood Reporter notes also that the pilot will shoot soon, ready for a first-quarter premiere should it get picked up. And while it doesn't necessarily uphold Hurl!'s mandatory ralphing standards, the prospects of a voracious tandem accidentally stumbling into the Newsroom Cafe's C-rated kitchen with a mandate to win or go home seems like a competitive twist we could get behind. Or better yet, a tie-in finding the actual fruit of Rachael Ray's "tasty travels" launched 10 feet across her kitchen in a compelling Food Network first. Our mums would love it.

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Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 10:33 AM 19/8/08
People are going to dig this. There's already a whole weird eating competition subculture centered around the legendary figures of Joey Chestnut, Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas, and "that crazy little Japanese dude who can eat billions of hot dogs".
Huge Tracts of Land
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 11:36 AM 19/8/08
Eat the Clock + Wipeout = Barftastic ratings
Little Mintz Sunshine
el smrtmnky
Posted 10:50 AM 19/8/08
@Huge Tracts of Land: Kobayahsi.
can't wait for them to eat some mexican street dogs. it's very LA and also PT doesn't have to pay for a location fee.
el smrtmnky
Max0r
Posted 2:09 PM 19/8/08
way to bust out the Stand By Me DVD...
Max0r
MameDennis
Posted 11:34 PM 19/8/08
Wow, I hope it doesn't get scheduled opposite "Ow! My Balls!"
Oh, wait, I have a DVR. Whew!
MameDennis
mrsryan
Posted 1:38 AM 20/8/08
I'm pregnant; I could kill at this. No hot dogs, though. Or chocolate. And everything has to be well done. Thanks, Food Network.
mrsryan
misterdirky
Posted 1:30 AM 20/8/08
A disgusting allegory for America's arrogance. NEW PITCH: 12 contestants are subjected to malaria, polio, rabies, starvation, snakebites, heat frustration, vaginal circumcision, joblessness, disentary, malaria, yellow fever and lyme disease. Then one by one, they're treated by doctors and whoever lives, wins. It'll be HUGE in Malaysia, dogg!
misterdirky
Imnotatnbc
Posted 4:26 AM 20/8/08
They should put supermodels on this show. "Oh my gawwwwwwwwd, I just ate an ENTIRE ritz cracker. I'm think I'm going to explode!!!"
Imnotatnbc
first2letters
Posted 7:30 AM 21/8/08
Anyone else remember the one-time Fox special "Gluttony Bowl"? I've been hoping for it to come back as a regular thing, but now I think I regret it.
first2letters