Emergency Drag Squad Called In To Rescue Lamest ‘Runway’ Cast Ever
Whatever investment we still had in Project Runway—the once-great, now-irritating sartorial decathlon presided over with an iron fist by Teutonic Sealfucker Heidi Klum—it was quickly sapped away by last (Lipstick Jungle!) week’s corporate synergistic (Lipstick Jungle!) episode guest-judged by Brooke (Lipstick!) Shields (Jungle!). Still, challenges are at hand, models require fittings, and various Its are in need of being made to Work; so we trudge ever onward, swallowing our basest designophobic tendencies as we endure a violently unlikable bunch.
Whatever investment we still had in Project Runway—the once-great, now-irritating sartorial decathlon presided over with an iron fist by Teutonic Sealfucker Heidi Klum—it was quickly sapped away by last (
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Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,
If I were trapped in that room with those people I would slit my wrists, but with my luck one of them would stitch the wounds with the closest sewing machine.
kookla
Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,
Maybe his shirt should have read,