Emergency Drag Squad Called In To Rescue Lamest ‘Runway’ Cast Ever

Whatever investment we still had in Project Runway—the once-great, now-irritating sartorial decathlon presided over with an iron fist by Teutonic Sealfucker Heidi Klum—it was quickly sapped away by last (Lipstick Jungle!) week’s corporate synergistic (Lipstick Jungle!) episode guest-judged by Brooke (Lipstick!) Shields (Jungle!). Still, challenges are at hand, models require fittings, and various Its are in need of being made to Work; so we trudge ever onward, swallowing our basest designophobic tendencies as we endure a violently unlikable bunch.

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  • NoWireHangers

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • Oxycontinmoron

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • kookla

    If I were trapped in that room with those people I would slit my wrists, but with my luck one of them would stitch the wounds with the closest sewing machine.

    kookla

  • WGARefugee

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • JudyPaceFace

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

  • La Cieca

    Maybe his shirt should have read,

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