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Donald Trump Informercial Hostess Sheds Tears Of Trump-Loving Joy
Posted by Seth at 4:50 AM on August 22, 2008
Yes, you read that headline correctly, and now you can experience the magic for yourselves. This comes to us via Videogum, and it appears (sniff) to be some sort of portal into (whimper, voice crack) Trump's brilliant, wealth-accumulating mind via your TV at 4 a.m. (sooooobbbbb). After the jump, an equally insane clip about Trump's love of red meat—a point he's driven home before on The Apprentice, if we're not mistaken, in a lyrical metaphor for sexual preference that compared enjoying gay sex to eating spaghetti.
Yes, you read that headline correctly, and now you can experience the magic for yourselves. This comes to us via
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NoGrumpys
Posted 5:28 AM 22/8/08
Has the Donald met the McConaughey?
They could hold hands and walk off into the sunset "in the land of lean Beef"
though Lance might get jealous
NoGrumpys
Friedneckbones
Posted 5:26 AM 22/8/08
Money is sexy. Not to mention, she has the cheekbones that the Donald is so fond of. Could this be the next ex-Mrs. Trump?
Friedneckbones
Leviticus_71
Posted 5:08 AM 22/8/08
Wow...I can't imagine anyone being that enamored with the great Quaff. Him and Gene Simmons have the two worst haircuts in showbiz.
Leviticus_71
TurdBlossom
Posted 5:54 AM 22/8/08
Someone needs a hot beef injection.
TurdBlossom
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:36 AM 22/8/08
I cried tears of joy when I discovered a new Magic Bullet infomercial at 3AM. The Magic Bullet is now portable with a long-lasting battery base!
NoWireHangers
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 6:18 AM 22/8/08
Are they really tears of Trump-loving joy...or TRUMP BRAND TEARS OF JOY By Donald J. Trump?!
Oxycontinmoron