Did Someone At Qantas Break A Mirror Recently?

Gracious, the bad press just keeps on being flung in the direction of Qantas. We don’t mean to take the piss out of the flying kangaroo, and coincidentally, Qantas don’t seem to want to take the piss out of passengers.

A Qantas customer was forced to urinate in a sick bag after the airline refused to let passengers out of their seats during an extended landing.

And here’s a dramatic quote if ever I’ve read one.

“There was a lady behind me screaming, ‘I have to go to the toilet’ and then I saw a man doing his business in one of the airline sick bags.”

Oh, come on. We’ve all screamed our lavatory needs out loud after a particularly lengthy flight, and if you’re prepared to tell me you’ve never urinated in an airline sick bag, I’ll call you a liar to your face.