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'Desperate' Jay Leno Eager To Discover Scarlett Johansson's Car-Related Sexual Fantasies
Posted by Mark Graham at 4:20 AM on August 12, 2008
Now that Jay Leno has entered the lame duck phase of his relationship with the Peacock network, it appears that he's decided to abuse his position as America's top-rated celebrity interviewer as fuel for his sexual reveries for many moons to come. While interviewing a crestfallen Scarlett Johansson on Friday night about Vicky Christina Barcelona (itself a rather sexually charged subject), noted auto enthusiast Jay figured he'd use the opportunity to engage the voluptuous starlet in some automobile-related foreplay. You see, he had done some research in advance of the chat and discovered that Scarlett told a lad mag that her number one sexual fantasy involved having sex in a car. But while Jay stopped just short of confessing that he has Crash playing on an infinite loop in his 17,000 square foot warehouse / garage, it was clear by reading his clearly flabbergasted guest's face that she's rather looking forward to sitting next to Conan O'Brien the next time she makes her way through Burbank. [The Tonight Show]
Now that Jay Leno has entered the
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Serge
Posted August 12, 2008 2:55 PM
Hello dear ladies and gentlemen!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady!
mike
Posted August 14, 2008 7:50 PM
I know..I am a guy and I actually liked Scarlett in the Horse whisperer and home alone 3..However since she grew up she doesn't seem to have any acting talent that you can take seriously..Keira Knightley just stomps all over her and has already appeared in 2 huge block busters and scarlett hasn't had one movie that was exciting or raked in the big bucks.
Lost in Translation was carried by Bill Murray and he won the big awards for that show.
I hope this overrated chick kind of goes away for a while..How many more flops can we watch of hers.Now she wants to make another album? Yikes..What a schluck!!
th1nwhiteduke
Posted 5:04 AM 12/8/08
I love it, finally people who hate on Johanssen as much as I do.
th1nwhiteduke
el smrtmnky
Posted 5:03 AM 12/8/08
@kookla: the chortle that erupted from my after reading your comment scared my office mate.
teehee
el smrtmnky
kookla
Posted 4:54 AM 12/8/08
I have a fantasy involving Scarlett Johanssen and some acting lessons.
kookla
Breadbowl
Posted 4:53 AM 12/8/08
I want to care about what Scarlett Johanson has to say... I really do...but every time I see her in something, I have this overwhelming desire to shove a grapefruit in her face like James Cagney in "The Public Enemy."
Breadbowl
TheTooth
Posted 5:21 AM 12/8/08
@mipsy6: I assumed she jumped on the chick-tattoo bandwagon when I saw it. Sad.
TheTooth
Alexler
Posted 5:14 AM 12/8/08
@mipsy6:
Forearm? You mean that thing in front of her giant breasts?
Alexler
mipsy6
Posted 5:12 AM 12/8/08
what's that on her forearm? very distracting. anyone?
mipsy6
Alexler
Posted 5:07 AM 12/8/08
I'm not sure what it says about me that I found her more attractive when she was channeling Woody Allen in Snoop.
Alexler
Desk_hack
Posted 5:47 AM 12/8/08
I have a car fantasy involving Scarlett Johansson, but it's more of the hit-and-run variety.
Desk_hack
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 5:42 AM 12/8/08
Besides, never having sex in a car is Anti-American hence Scarlett hates America. And Americans. Take her, Canada.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 5:40 AM 12/8/08
Wait..Scarlett's talking about sex? What a surprise.
Next up, an interview where Scarlett will complain about her lack of privacy.
Little Mintz Sunshine
mothrafairy
Posted 5:38 AM 12/8/08
If my car had a rack like Scarlett, there might be more than just bicycles stuck to the back of it. How's that for a vehicular fantasy?
mothrafairy
Juancho
Posted 5:35 AM 12/8/08
@mipsy6:, @TheTooth: Yep, about 4 years too late. We were talking about it the other day.
Juancho
misterdirky
Posted 6:15 AM 12/8/08
I've had urinary tract infections less awkward than that.
misterdirky
NigerianScammer
Posted 6:08 AM 12/8/08
Damn, these comments are delivering.
NigerianScammer
bmoredlj
Posted 5:58 AM 12/8/08
LEAV SCARLET ALONE LOL!!!
bmoredlj
Mel Gibstein
Posted 6:39 AM 12/8/08
Thank Christ she didn't say anything about a threesome involving Woody Allen and yellow boxes. That would've sent me straight over the fucking edge.
Mel Gibstein
Losin_it
Posted 8:41 AM 12/8/08
@Desk_hack: hahaha!!!
Losin_it
Mswhiskers
Posted 11:57 AM 12/8/08
I admired her for refusing to answer Jay's stupid question. I think she's cool.
Mswhiskers
kylo4
Posted 3:31 PM 12/8/08
That was a bad question but a worse tattoo. She did have sex in car for "A Love Song for Bobby Long".
kylo4