Degeneres and Lohan Use the Weekend to Illustrate Hollywood Lesbian Do’s and Dont’s

Congratulations are in order for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who married Saturday night in an intimate ceremony held on the grounds of their California home. The brides both wore Zac Posen and exchanged handwritten vows promising to love each other “in sickness and in health, for as long as no pesky cameramen get in the way.” Attendance was capped at 19, all the better to exclude potential wedding crasher Barbara Walters.