· Yup, that's it. And yet we can't help but get caught up in all the silliness, too. Wolf Blitzer? That sounds like a WWI machine gun! LOL! [Late Night]
· "Canada Remains Happily Mediocre," says Canada's official online presence. [Canada.com]
· No Nuns on the Catwalk: Eurotrash dance single, or Vatican fashion scandal? [Reuters]
· You really haven't lived until you've heard Gwyneth Paltrow make an offhand joke about getting fat she knows will never, ever come to pass...in fluent Spanish! [BWE.tv]
· "My dad's not an idiot -- he's nothing short of a genius, in my opinion," says Jack Osbourne, who's making a movie to repair his father's depiction on The Osbournes as the lovably addled Prince of Darkness and Allowance-Distribution. [RollingStone.com]
· Nic Cage, in hair and pictures. [Latino Review]

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