Daniel Johns Commits Sin Of Not Watching Model GF On Catwalk

The nerve of rock stars these days – they get together with models, and not only do they not feature them in their video-clips (unlike the good old days of Jerry Hall and Christie Brinkley doing the rounds on MTV), now they can’t even be arsed getting out of bed in time to watch their leggy charges storm the catwalk. At least, that seems to be the mood at the news.com.au/Daily Telegraph team, where they are wailing in the streets because Daniel Johns missed his girl Louise Van Der Vorst’s appearance in the Alex Perry show for Fashion Targets Breast Cancer (in other words, not only does he not care about his girlfriend, he doesn’t care about breast cancer!):

He’s happy to snuggle up to girlfriend Louise Van Der Vorst at every upmarket restaurant on Crown St, Surry Hills, but Daniel Johns does not seem so keen on mixing business with pleasure.

Despite being seen out and about (on Crown St of course) with Van Der Vorst on Tuesday, Johns was a notable no-show at the Alex Perry Fashion Targets Breast Cancer event that night.

And, you know, that’s it. Umm ahh, Daniel, this is unacceptable behaviour etc etc! Really, what did they expect? That he’d sit at the end of the catwalk with a noise maker and a big homemade sign covered in glitter that said “LOUISE IS MAH GIRL 4 LYFE!!” like an Australian Idol contestant?