Bunnies, Rockers and Longshots Fight Death at Congested Multiplex
Posted by STV at 2:05 AM on August 23, 2008

Welcome back to another edition of Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to the latest in abandon, excess and best-kept secrets at a theatre near you. We're looking at an unusually busy — and maybe even unusually good — week for mid-August, with four new releases opening wide and Tropic Thunder looking to hold fast to No. 1. And while all the congestion is bound to squeeze at least one player out, a romantic opening at the art house is one of our favourite underdog selections to date. As always, our opinions are our own, but with this kind of unparalleled taste and accuracy, would you really want it any other way?
WHAT'S NEW: Or perhaps, rather, "What isn't new?" Moreover, it's a fascinating week of studio test drives for stars of varying magnitudes, with Jason Statham vs. Anna Faris vs. Rainn Wilson vs. Steve Coogan vs. Ice Cube and all of them forced to open against a Tropic Thunder crew looking for payback after last week's disappointing take. It's not an even playing field, but Universal's updating of Death Race 2000 — now known simply as Death Race, for action fans afraid of big numbers — has the best advantage with Statham's bankable, monosyllabic heroism set for a $17.5 million take.
We're pulling for Faris, meanwhile, as sharp and enduring (and continually underrated) a comic talent as anyone churned out of the Apatow stable, yet whose The House Bunny may not have the legs it needs to hop over The Dark Knight and into third place. The hell with it — we're calling for $11 million, which should narrowly surmount Batman by about $750,000. The Weinstein touch will do pretty much what you expect for Ice Cube's PG-rated (and Fred Durst-directed) The Longshots, nudging it only slightly over $6 million. Coogan's mixed-reviewed Hamlet 2 — which Focus bought this year at Sundance for $11 million — won't break the Top 10 in limited release.
Also opening: The Tori Spelling-starring Lovecraft adaptation Cthulu; the revealing (if slightly precious) documentary Anita O'Day: The Life of a Jazz Singer; and the wasted Germs/Darby Crash biopic What We Do is Secret, hands down the most dreadfully misconceived LA rock film since The Doors.
THE BIG LOSER: It's not like we're not pulling for Rainn Wilson in The Rocker or anything, but seeing Fox set him up as the next Jack Black in his first real leading role — a flabby, flamboyant man-child drummer who reclaims his dream of rock stardom by joining his nephew's band — only to have him crash with maybe $5.5 million tops? It's almost enough to make us wish for his return to those not-too-long ago Bob Shaye glory days. Or at least a new season of that sitcom in which he seems to excel.
THE UNDERDOG: Alex Holdridge may never get the credit he deserves (or thinks he deserves) for Superbad, but he'll always have In Search of a Midnight Kiss, a lovely, funny and strikingly elegant paean to love lost and found in Los Angeles. Wilson (Scoot McNairy) is a slack, self-described misanthrope seeking the same on Craigslist for a date on New Year's Eve. He winds up meeting Vivian, a conveniently cute blond played with relentless, freak-show ferocity by Sara Simmonds. Their eight-hour anti-courtship through a black-and-white city may seem familiar at first, but its chief references (Manhattan, Before Sunset) only reinforce how markedly Holdridge veers away from them over 100 minutes. In fact, his simultaneous embrace and rejection of the genre borrows most from his stars' chemistry — a sprawling cosmopolis of lust and apprehension in its own right. And did we mention it's funny? Take a date, or don't. Just see it.
FOR SHUT-INS: This week's new DVD releases include HBO's 2000 election reimagining Recount, the Jonas Brothers' opus Camp Rock ("Extended Rock Star Edition"!), the Keanu Reeves disaster Street Kings, the "Election Year" edition of Oliver Stone's Nixon and, at last, Gossip Girl: The Complete First Season.
So is it Team Statham or Team Faris? Or is it just the time of year you flip a coin and/or let the box-office attendant decide your movie for you at random? We feel like we need selection brackets, ourselves; help guide our (and your fellow readers') ways below.

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Juancho
Posted 2:40 AM 23/8/08
Death Race does 20-plus with angry male teenagers.
House Bunny does 15 with chicks and the same males looking for a little "relief".
Juancho
Fry_Bread_Power
Posted 2:33 AM 23/8/08
Looks like I'll be catching up on reading this weekend...
Fry_Bread_Power
Scout 3.0
Posted 2:31 AM 23/8/08
Don't forget Season 4 of HOUSE is out on DVD now.
Scout 3.0
hummingpenguin
Posted 2:29 AM 23/8/08
Team Faris! Girl power, etc.
hummingpenguin
EleanorRigby
Posted 2:25 AM 23/8/08
Instead of any of these, everyone needs to rent Smiley Face on DVD. Most underrated comedic performance ever.
EleanorRigby
NoWireHangers
Posted 2:22 AM 23/8/08
Wait, wait, wait. "The Tori Spelling-starring Lovecraft adaptation Cthulu"
????????
I'm assuming she will be playing the title character.
NoWireHangers
DorothyZbornak
Posted 2:19 AM 23/8/08
@Mymoustache: Well, throwing poo, er music, at the masses worked out for him before, so I guess movies were the next step.
DorothyZbornak
Mymoustache
Posted 2:11 AM 23/8/08
Fred Durst is evidence that a chimp can direct a movie.
Mymoustache
caffeinequeen
Posted 2:11 AM 23/8/08
Team Stay at Home and Play GTA IV Like the Nerd I Am.
caffeinequeen
Macloserboy
Posted 2:52 AM 23/8/08
I'm gonna say it now: Death Race will shock you all. Statham will finally get his action movie hero crown.
Macloserboy
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 2:46 AM 23/8/08
I'm in the mood for shit blowing up. Plus, there's that man-crush thing on Statham. It's not about the acting, it's about the ass-kicking! (Although he did reveal somewhat of a sensitive side in Transporter 2.)
Oxycontinmoron
Jack Szwergold
Posted 3:25 AM 23/8/08
I really like Rainn Wilson, but The Rocker looks horrible and he looks very, very, very miscast.
That poster looks like a bad Eastern European movie poster.
Jack Szwergold
Scout 3.0
Posted 3:21 AM 23/8/08
@Scout 3.0: Oops, that was meant for @Macloserboy:
Scout 3.0
Scout 3.0
Posted 3:20 AM 23/8/08
@Jerilyn: Thanks for saying that it's good. I was really upset that a class act such as Joan Allen would be in a cheesy prisoner-must-win-race-to-be-free type movie.
Scout 3.0
Calraigh
Posted 3:12 AM 23/8/08
BIGTIME Team Faris. I love her and as anyone who's seen Smiley Face will testify, that girl's day has to come some time. She was also fucking hilarious in Just Friends, which was as shit as she was fucking hilarious. God I love swearing on a Friday.
Calraigh
Jerilyn
Posted 3:10 AM 23/8/08
Jason Statham will always have my heart from Lock, Stock... et al.
Jerilyn
juniperjenny
Posted 3:36 AM 23/8/08
I liked Hamlet 2! I don't get why it's so divisive. Can't WAIT to see Midnight Kiss.
juniperjenny
Victor Ward
Posted 4:11 AM 23/8/08
NPR gave Hamlet 2 a good review, and, since I get all of my opinions from them, I'll have to go see it.
Victor Ward
frommoon
Posted 5:08 AM 23/8/08
What happened to Anna Faris' face? In the movie "May" she looked incredible, but apparently she needed to have her lips enbiggened to play a Playboy Bunny. Hopefully she just did it for this role, and they can normalize her face for her next movie.
frommoon
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 4:57 AM 23/8/08
The Rocker poster is so hurkworthy. Who thought that would make people want to do anything besides buy clothing for Rainn Wilson?
Huge Tracts of Land
frommoon
Posted 5:29 AM 23/8/08
What happened to Anna Faris's face? When I saw her in "May" I was completely in love. But now her lips are so enbiggened they look like they are from a novelty store. Hopefully this is just for her role in "Bunny", and she can normalize her face for her next movie.
frommoon
juniperjenny
Posted 11:43 AM 23/8/08
@frommoon: The writer's process...thank you for being so open. Fascinating.
juniperjenny
JudyPaceFace
Posted 5:07 PM 23/8/08
Anna Faris is cute. So why did they give her a body that looks nothing like her own in that movie poster?
JudyPaceFace
Unrequited Narcissism
Posted 11:28 AM 25/8/08
@Juancho: 'Angry male teenagers' is a virtually redundancy, but I grant that one just can't say 'teenangers'. I thought Death Race would do much better amongst genus weltanschauung with a re-set button. Looks like the Illiterati are still giving their love to Tropic Thunder.
@juniperjenny: Ha. If that doesn't get them kneeling at the Holy altar of 'preview comment', nothing will.
Unrequited Narcissism