Brian McFadden Doesn't Like Gays - He Loves Them!
Posted by Clem Bastow at 9:12 AM on August 20, 2008
It seems you can blink these days and miss the juiciest scandals: evidently Brian "Potato" McFadden, soon-to-be honorary Australian and Mr Delta Goodrem, was running off his mouth on New Zealand radio and was shocked to find that saying "If you are not gay, a man should not be wearing pink. Saying pink is a form of red is the same as saying homosexual is a form of male" could be construed as potentially homophobic. No word on whether this is a case of unfair editing and that the end of that statement actually went "...because homosexual is clearly a flavour of delicious ice-cream, now serve me up som'a dat! Mmm hmm chile", but Potato is now on the defensive:
"To come to the conclusion that I am homophobic from these sentences is far from the truth," the statement read.
"Some of my friends and colleagues are gay and if I was truly homophobic then I have picked the wrong industry."
Oh good work, Brian - as the news.com.au team also noted, pulling out the "some of my best friends are gay" line! Honestly, it's clear what the Potato needs to do in this situation: he needs to release a cover of It's Raining Men, surround himself with dancers wearing pink footy shorts, and then reveal that Delta Goodrem is, in fact, a man.

Comments
Ryan
Posted August 20, 2008 1:12 PM
He's not homophobic? Then what were those comments, a ham sandwich? Ugh. Enjoy your sandwich, Delta, it will soon smell several days too old once you get going in the US.
CJ
Posted August 20, 2008 1:29 PM
What potato head needs is to tap his red heels together and get the hell out of OZ.
Gadge
Posted August 22, 2008 12:15 PM
Man, the page couldn't refresh, so I sent the link to this before seeing it had already been covered.
Admittedly, he's also making fun of some dickheads, but 'straight men don't wear pink' and 'pansies'? I know the whole Irish Catholic thing is responsible for 'gays used to be burnt at the stake', but he's been caught out good and proper for being a complete twunt.