BREAKING: Morgan Freeman In Serious Car Wreck

Terrible news: Morgan Freeman is in “serious condition” after the jaws of life were used to pry him out of a severe car wreck near his home in Mississippi:

Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident Sunday night in north Mississippi.

Mississippi Highway Patrol spokesperson Ben Williams said Freeman and a female passenger were travelling eastbound on Mississippi Highway 32 in Tallahatchie County when his vehicle went off the edge of the road. Freeman overcorrected, flipping his 1997 Nissan Maxima several times before coming to a rest.

Emergency crews extracted Freeman and his passenger from their vehicle using the jaws of life. According to Williams, they were both airlifted to the Regional Medical Centre in Memphis, where Freeman was listed in serious condition Monday morning.

The condition of Freeman’s passenger has not been released.

Yes, a 1997 Nissan Maxima—a car very unbefitting God. Now that that’s been addressed, you don’t have to. On to the next topic: What is up with The Dark Knight curse? This is scaring the crap out of us. Developing…

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