Breaking: Melbourne Confidential Bring You The Breaking News, As It Breaks

Every now and again, as Defamer Australia peruses the daily news, we are given pause to wonder just how many people are actually running some of Australia’s online news “presences”. From crazy typos to hilarious Photoshops, their antics are a bottomless well of (unwitting) entertainment that suggests there is actually only one man and a couple of hamsters working in the “digital” departments. To wit, this fresh tidbit in Herald Sun Confidential’s ‘Confidential Reports‘ section:

Not only is it discussing last year’s Idol prize fight, but it uses the year before’s Damien Leith and Jessica “Do What You Do, Say What You Say” Mauboy to illustrate it. Incidentally, has anyone seen or heard from Natalie Gauci lately? Who’s excited for this year’s installment of the popular televisual talent quest franchise? Now now, one at a time, please!